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They don't give you shots of 'drink' at the doctors Jonners.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ March 12 2013, 1:37 PM GMT

I tried that, but only got a small dose.

Homeopathy is alright in small doses.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ March 12 2013, 1:44 PM GMT

You mean "guys"? You think we're all guys? Come on mate, this is the internet. All the ones who pretend to be blokey-blokes are really bored housewives.. and all the ones pretending to be girly-girls with totes cats are actually hairy tattooed ex-dockers from Hoxton.

I thought everyone knew that?

I'm not gay.

I'm tri-curious. I'd like to try a threesome, but so far I didnt fancy any of the blokes that my wife pointed out.

Oddly, as elongated wank jokes with unsatisfying climaxes go, I didn't think it was that bad.

Why oddly?

Quote: Marc P @ March 12 2013, 10:03 PM GMT

Why oddly?

Its my first name. I'm Oddly Jonnners. Remember the "should have introduced myself properly" comment. Well I didn't and I'm damn proud to have f*cked up in many ways on my first attempt. At least it is in keeping with my nationality. :D

That IS enigmatiic.

P.S. I've got a jungle to clear and a greenhouse to dismantle and put on Ebay?

Quote: David Bussell @ March 11 2013, 10:15 AM GMT

Don't ask me, you invented it.

If there are no rules, then I will opt for the surreal answer to your comment:

"A fish!" so there.

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