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Quote: lofthouse @ March 12 2013, 6:28 PM GMT

Lazy people that just leave a 'that.' instead of adding or contributing to the debate in hand

This.

Laughing out loud

(RUDE.)

Human bodies requiring orthorexia to work properly... and people making you feel guilty for your proclivity towards junk food.

Quote: Lee @ March 12 2013, 6:08 PM GMT

Is Blenkinsop mocking my avatar?

No, you're in profile I'm face-on! :)

Quote: Hell's Granny @ March 12 2013, 6:33 PM GMT

Human bodies requiring orthorexia to work properly... and people making you feel guilty for your proclivity towards junk food.

Having to look up the meaning of words in order to understand a post and still not understanding it.

Quote: Loopey @ March 12 2013, 6:38 PM GMT

Having to look up the meaning of words in order to understand a post and still not understanding it.

I mean...why can't my body be happy with just fudge, cream and chips?? Oh no, the bloody sissy wants fruit...green stuff...

And those "eat well, live better" freaks pointing their fingers at junk food.. well there is a reason why we created processed food and taste enhancers: natural stuff sucks!!!

PS apologies for the above "No Cheese and no Fudge make Granny go mad"-rant

Sometimes, when you're sitting next to a mate watching TV, it pisses me off if they turn their head sideways to look at you... does that mean I'm mental?

Quote: lofthouse @ March 12 2013, 6:28 PM GMT

Oh and the "but Kate, well she just looks like Kate..." advert

W*nker

Ugh, I hate that. Oh, she doesn't age! She's magical! Whatever.

Client on Elance being a fuzzy bell end

Gave him the cancel if you like you're nothing to me email

No one recognises my genius this must be what outed like to be van gogh

Quote: sootyj @ March 12 2013, 7:43 PM GMT

Client on Elance being a fuzzy bell end

Gave him the cancel if you like you're nothing to me email

No one recognises my genius this must be what outed like to be van gogh

Van Gogh cut his ear off, not his foreskin.

How do yo u know? Who made you pope of penisville

Quote: sootyj @ March 12 2013, 8:08 PM GMT

How do yo u know? Who made you pope of penisville

It was to do with these papal erections.

When people don't listen to what you're saying!

Quote: G180e @ March 12 2013, 9:03 PM GMT

When people don't listen to what you're saying!

Sorry what was that?

BT Infinity. It's just so f**king awful. It completely cuts out when the phone rings and it's constantly dropping to 5.5mbps, and then the bloody router needs to be reset if we want it to go any faster. GAH!

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