Quote: zooo @ March 10 2013, 2:46 PM GMTThe cat didn't get me anything.
Who want fleas anyway?? 
My son gave me a card with little crepe flowers on the front that he made in cubs..I is happy.
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Wish Twitter would stop talking about football.
There should be a way to filter out comments on certain subjects.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 10 2013, 5:26 PM GMTWho want fleas anyway??
My son gave me a card with little crepe flowers on the front that he made in cubs..I is happy.
Aw. My mum still makes us make her cards! She prefers them.
More accurately a synthetic leather truncated icosahedron being kicked around a field there Mrs Doyle!
Quote: roscoff @ March 10 2013, 6:47 PM GMTMore accurately a synthetic leather truncated icosahedron being kicked around a field there Mrs Doyle!
"oh...right, Ted..."
Hungry.
Just had three Weetabix. Now got some toast on the go.
Pleased you held out for almost twelve hours. Good man.
How is the slighting going, NSBF?
Bloody snow! 
Will Cam is travelling down south tomorrow to go on a course in London. Apparently the people there have a train that goes under the road?
Hi guys, I was just wondering if anybody would like to suck my monkey balls? they are itchy and I have the herpes
Hi guys, I was just wondering if anybody would like to suck my monkey balls? they are itchy and I have the herpes
just had a pis
wut wut wut
omfg I wos warkin in twn nd dis persin startd cryn
like if u creid evrytym :'(
Well whip em out then.
Quote: sootyj @ March 10 2013, 1:02 PM GMTMaybe they're hatching a party to celebrate how great yo are and they didn't want to embarrass yo u
I wish. I'm more pissed off than anything. Loads of other times get togethers are planned and then everyone is a dissapointed that I can't go because of work or already having something planned.
Kinda stupid but I am really upset about it. Feel a bit unwanted but I don't want to say anything coz I know that's not what they meant.
Quote: Will Cam @ March 11 2013, 9:42 AM GMTWill Cam is travelling down south tomorrow to go on a course in London. Apparently the people there have a train that goes under the road?
I might bump into our will at the village pub, I believe our mayor (and village idiot) Mr Johnson will be working a shift.