Running out of chocolate.
Flat wheelchair batteries miles away from home.
Running out of chocolate.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 8 2013, 4:41 PM GMTMine felt more like trying to pass a turnip, oh and I had the vomits with each contraction at the beginning...shame I've got to go make dinner now so can't stop to share all the lovely details with Lee.
You could start a 'describe the birth of your child' thread. Didn't we have one about operations or injuries years ago?
A weekend in Widnes is painful!
Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 8 2013, 4:41 PM GMTMine felt more like trying to pass a turnip, oh and I had the vomits with each contraction at the beginning...shame I've got to go make dinner now so can't stop to share all the lovely details with Lee.
Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 4:28 PM GMTBaby killer.
Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 4:46 PM GMTWas the father Worzel Gummidge?
Please reconsider your stance on having children, I'd dearly love to read your blog on it
It would basically go:
My vagina exploded. *sad face*
Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 6:32 PM GMTIt would basically go:
My vagina exploded. *sad face*
Don't be silly, they come out of your belly button. 
Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 6:32 PM GMTIt would basically go:
My vagina exploded. *sad face*
Quote: Loopey @ March 8 2013, 7:03 PM GMTDon't be silly, they come out of your belly button.
Believe it or not, my school pals and I actually believed that till we were 14. I remember the night somebody enlightened us - we were rehearsing 'Julius Caesar' ( God knows why) in somebody's house and the conversation must have strayed!
Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 6:32 PM GMTIt would basically go:
My vagina exploded. *sad face*
Oh my.
I don't like it here anymore.....
Honestly. You talk about one vagina exploding and people get upset...
Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 8:25 PM GMTHonestly. You talk about one vagina exploding and people get upset...
No, it doesn't explode. Basically it feels like somebody's shoving a red hot poker up it. Not that I want to put you off. 
Well they're both very tempting options, I must say!
Quote: keewik @ March 8 2013, 8:37 PM GMTNo, it doesn't explode. Basically it feels like The Bishop of Bath and Wells is shoving a red hot poker up it. Not that I want to put you off.
Who the Hell is he? Send him up here and I'll malky him.
*thinks - Oh, Gawd! They realise I'm a witch*
