When there's nothing at all on telly.
Things that are worse than childbirth Page 2
The only thing worse than childbirth, is hearing about it... amIright, lads?
A clip show after only 5 episodes.
Finding coffee in your chocolate.
Passing a watermelon through your anus, only for it to violently rip open and need 50 stitches. Oh wait, that's not worse it's the same.
Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 4:17 PM GMTPassing a watermelon through your anus, only for it to violently rip open and need 50 stitches. Oh wait, that's not worse it's the same.
Unless I really wasn't paying attention in biology I'm pretty sure women don't give birth through their anus.
Maybe chop your watermelon into smaller pieces, zooo.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 8 2013, 4:18 PM GMTUnless I really wasn't paying attention in biology I'm pretty sure women don't give bith through their anus.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 8 2013, 4:18 PM GMTUnless I really wasn't paying attention in biology I'm pretty sure women don't give bith through their anus.
I'm sure Piers Morgan entered the world that way.
Quote: roscoff @ March 8 2013, 1:14 PM GMTStanding on Lego
This is true, though.
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 8 2013, 4:18 PM GMTMaybe chop your watermelon into smaller pieces, zooo.
Baby killer.
Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 4:17 PM GMTPassing a watermelon through your anus, only for it to violently rip open and need 50 stitches. Oh wait, that's not worse it's the same.
Mine felt more like trying to pass a turnip, oh and I had the vomits with each contraction at the beginning...shame I've got to go make dinner now so can't stop to share all the lovely details with Lee.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 8 2013, 4:41 PM GMTMine felt more like trying to pass a turnip, oh and I had the vomits with each contraction at the beginning...shame I've got to go make dinner now so can't stop to share all the lovely details with Lee.
Damn!
Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 8 2013, 4:41 PM GMTMine felt more like trying to pass a turnip
Was the father Worzel Gummidge?