I have to go to a party tomorrow with young people doing young people things. I really don't know how to conduct myself around people who think drinking out of a fish-bowl is an exciting thing to do.
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Quote: Harridan @ March 8 2013, 12:12 PM GMTI have to go to a party tomorrow with young people doing young people things. I really don't know how to conduct myself around people who think drinking out of a fish-bowl is an exciting thing to do.
Is there a vegetarian option?
I've just seen another wimmon with a hood not wearing it up! Are they all going to an early afternoon hood owner damp hair party?
Is this some sort of subtle anti-circumcision campaign?
Quote: zooo @ March 8 2013, 11:42 AM GMTOuch.
I am BEYOND gutted that no one got any footage of the meteorite actually hitting earth. It landed in a lake I think. Imagine how cool that would have looked.
I gather that most of the videos that we saw of the meteor were taken by automatic cameras that they have on many vehicles. Apparently they have so many accidents that cameras are fitted to get the evidence of who is at fault.
But of courese such camera can't take low pictures unless the land is flat and no trees or buildings in the way.
That thing was moving at 40,000 MPH, it all happened too quick to take excellent videos. That's TWICE the speed of a rocket taking off into orbit, methinks.
Quote: AJGO @ March 8 2013, 12:07 PM GMTNot if it was raining. She'd be inconspicuous. The two wimmins I saw earlier were rubbish spies. Conspicuous and drenched. No wonder this country's a shambles, etc etc. The squirrel on the other hand...
I've got my own back on my pesky local grey squirrels; this year they'll not get my nuts because there won't be any! This past week I have pruned my hazel tree down to just 4 foot high, so all the nut bearing branches are gone and it will take this year to regrow any so it won't fruit until next year.
Hah when they run along the fence and leap onto their favourite branch they will get a shock as it won't be there and they will probably take a dive into the fish pond.
Quote: billwill @ March 8 2013, 1:04 PM GMTI've got my own back on my pesky local grey squirrels; this year they'll not get my nuts because there won't be any!
That's a bit drastic!
Seen any black ones yet? they are proper vicious.
Quote: Nigel Ball @ March 8 2013, 1:21 PM GMTSeen any black ones yet? they are proper vicious.
Not seen any black squirrels in the UK, but I did on a visit to Canada/USA in the past. Also pure white squirrels on the campus at Princeton University.
Quote: AJGO @ March 8 2013, 11:59 AM GMTDon't make me obscure your visibility on the 15th H...
My visibility will no doubt be affected by the luminosity of your radiance...
Quote: billwill @ March 8 2013, 1:25 PM GMTNot seen any black squirrels in the UK, but I did on a visit to Canada/USA in the past. Also pure white squirrels on the campus at Princeton University.
There was an albino squirrel who lived in a churchyard in Dorking. Then he got run over.
Quote: billwill @ March 8 2013, 1:25 PM GMTNot seen any black squirrels in the UK, but I did on a visit to Canada/USA in the past. Also pure white squirrels on the campus at Princeton University.
The black ones have invaded the uk! they are bigger than the grays and reds and they seem to hunt/gather in packs. We live near a forest. They aint everywhere but they are there, and they let you know they are there too.
I've never understood why people get so worked up about squirrels.
They are squirrel racists.
The grays have almost destroyed the uk Red's, and now the black ones are destroying both.
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with an air rifle in one hand and a squirrel in the other. Now Listen to me, the policeman said, Whatever you do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you, In that case, said the boy. I'll kiss it's arse and let it go
*shrug*
Darwinism and all that shit.
They should pop some reds on the Isle of Wight, and some greys on the Isle of Man. Then they can all carry on happily.
Hey Bill Will how are you celebrating international womens day?
Quote: billwill @ March 8 2013, 1:04 PM GMTthey'll not get my nuts because there won't be any! all the nut bearing branches are gone and it will take this year to regrow any so it won't fruit until next year.
Hah when they run along the fence and leap onto their favourite branch they will get a shock as it won't be there and they will probably take a dive into the fish pond.
Will Bill I think you don't quite the significance of this day.
Quote: billwill @ March 8 2013, 1:25 PM GMTNot seen any black in the UK, but I did on a visit to Canada/USA in the past. on the campus at Princeton University.
That's a rum state of affairs.
Quote: Nigel Ball @ March 8 2013, 1:38 PM GMTThe grays have almost destroyed the uk Red's, and now the black ones are destroying both.
The grays also destroy trees and the little bastards have cost us a fortune by eating the bilbs we plant ... well when I say 'we' , I don't actually do the gardening - that's Mr. K's job but I do curse the squirrels for him,. We were just lamenting the fact, last night, that they aren't nocturnal or our trusty friends the foxes could have a feast.