signs that I watch too many sitcoms are
1. I live in hope of walking through a time portal
2. I always say "oh god" just like Jenny from 2point4 Children
3. You hate anyone having a better knowledge than you of your favourite sitcom and then start to quote more and more random facts just to PROVE that you know your stuff as well as them.
4. Any song you hear in a sitcom you like suddenly becomes your favourite ever (for a week)
5. You dread your neighbours leaving their pets with you in case you kill them, forget where they are or nail them under the floorboards.
6. You can only go out when the episode has finished.
7. The words "You Have Been Watching" follow you everywhere
8. You have daydreams that you are a character in a sitcom.
9. You imagine a top storyline that could see your favourite axed sitcom brought back (shame that the actors are dead though)
10. You are actually sad enough to write a list like this