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MarcP hows the perfume stall at Sheringham market going?

Quote: Marc P @ March 5 2013, 3:12 PM GMT

Nothing says "I'm sorry for being an incontinent daughter" quite like Chanel No5 for your smelly, old bum.'

Could be a runner though.

Do people really go for that? Or are you just looking for an excuse to drink all the stock....again?

'A WHIFF OF WEYBOURNE'

always proves popular.

Quote: Marc P @ March 5 2013, 2:58 PM GMT

I think it is meant more in the way that ' maybe you haven't been a perfect daughter to your Mum over the year etc, but you can make it up to her on Mothers Day by treating her. Some pampering products and such like - Oil of Ulay being one I guess.

Could be wrong of course. I am not up on moisturisers!! :)

Yeah, I got what they (and the multiple hideous ads this time of year) are intending, it was just a bit weird to have a little child's voice doing it, like a five year old should be feeling like they have to buy gifts because they're so aware of being a disappointment. I know I'm reading too much into it, it just came across as really sad!

A cat just mewed at me.

The bathroom with the shower is being done up so we are without a shower for 3 weeks. I'm so fed up with having baths and with 6+ of us using the same bathroom I'm having to bathe at really odd hours in the day so that I'm not in anyone's way. Oh woe is me.

Hmm, what shall I read? The link under Ben's posts looks curious...

Quote: Harridan @ March 5 2013, 5:52 PM GMT

The bathroom with the shower is being done up so we are without a shower for 3 weeks. I'm so fed up with having baths and with 6+ of us using the same bathroom I'm having to bathe at really odd hours in the day so that I'm not in anyone's way. Oh woe is me.

Are there normal bathing hours? Huh?

I've tweeted amnesty international bono will
Be over with a sponge bath later

I've tweeted amnesty international bono will
Be over with a sponge bath later

Quote: AJGO @ March 5 2013, 5:28 PM GMT

Yeah, I got what they (and the multiple hideous ads this time of year) are intending, it was just a bit weird to have a little child's voice doing it, like a five year old should be feeling like they have to buy gifts because they're so aware of being a disappointment. I know I'm reading too much into it, it just came across as really sad!

Oh I see, haven't heard the ad didn't realise it was a little girl :(

Have a bloody horrible cold.

In trap one dealing with a mole at the counter.

Quote: Harridan @ March 5 2013, 5:52 PM GMT

The bathroom with the shower is being done up so we are without a shower for 3 weeks. I'm so fed up with having baths and with 6+ of us using the same bathroom I'm having to bathe at really odd hours in the day so that I'm not in anyone's way. Oh woe is me.

If you bath on the odd hours it means the other 5 have to bath on the even hours. Your'e getting 50% of the available bath hours whilst the remainder get 10% each. Shame on you lady Angry

Had a little adventure tonight:

Got stuck in big traffic jam on way to a comedy gig
After it finished I had to walk in almost heavy rain to get a bus.
The first bus was late so I just missed the conection and had to wait an hour for the next one.

I liked the show, needed a good laugh.

At least the show was good! Would have been awful if the show had been rubbish!

Quote: Harridan @ March 6 2013, 2:04 PM GMT

At least the show was good! Would have been awful if the show had been rubbish!

Yea. And at least I wasn't in the accident.

Quote: Will Cam @ March 5 2013, 11:14 PM GMT

In trap one dealing with a mole at the counter.

If you bath on the odd hours it means the other 5 have to bath on the even hours. Your'e getting 50% of the available bath hours whilst the remainder get 10% each. Shame on you lady Angry

Now now our will cam we can't all have t'tin bath in t'parlour eh.

Listening to Alan Bloody Benett whilst washing thou whippet.

Quote: Harridan @ March 5 2013, 5:52 PM GMT

The bathroom with the shower is being done up so we are without a shower for 3 weeks. I'm so fed up with having baths and with 6+ of us using the same bathroom I'm having to bathe at really odd hours in the day so that I'm not in anyone's way. Oh woe is me.

I've been unable to use shower, bath, loo or sink regularly for weeks.
The builders' idea of notice is about ten minutes.

Quote: Marc P @ March 5 2013, 3:21 PM GMT

'A WHIFF OF WEYBOURNE'
always proves popular.

Sounds just the job. Please send at once.

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