"Get on with your meals!" 
Best Fawlty Towers Quote or Scene Page 2
While looking at one of Polly's erotic drawings the phone rings and Basil answers:
"Fawlty titties?"
From The Builders:
(Builders walk in)
Manuel: You orelly
Builder: You Watch it!
Manuel: orelly!!
Builder 2 : He Means O'Reily
Builder: Oh! Yes were orelly men
(few minutes later)
(Phone rings)
Manuel: Which one is man with beard
(builder with beard steps towards manuel)
Manuel: You is hidious Orangutange
(Builder punches manuel)
Basil (down the phone): Thank You Manuel!
"If you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress!"
"Polly , What have you done with my hotel". 
Quote: G180e @ March 5 2013, 12:55 PM GMT"Polly , What have you done with my hotel".
Polly: Well, it's not my fault!
Basil Fawlty: You fell asleep and it's not your fault?
Polly: He forgot to wake me!
Basil Fawlty: WHO forgot to wake you?
Polly: [pause] It IS my fault.
Basil Fawlty: [shouts] Manuel! I knew it! Manuel!
(Burglar Alarm goes off)
Basil: Where are you all going?
Guest: well wasn't that the fire bell?
Basil: No it's The Burglar alarm
Major: Dpn't you think we should catch them first?
The Germans
The Mini one
Quote: george roper @ March 5 2013, 8:00 PM GMTThe Mini one
Gourmet Evening-there were only 12, you know...
Quote: Tim Azure @ March 5 2013, 10:26 PM GMTGourmet Evening
That one is probably my favourite episode.
Quote: george roper @ March 5 2013, 8:00 PM GMTThe Mini one
You mean the Maxi one?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 6 2013, 8:28 AM GMTThat one is probably my favourite episode.
A favourite for many but am I right in thinking it was Cleese's least favourite, or he thought it was the weakest or something?
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 6 2013, 8:40 AM GMTYou mean the Maxi one?
Isn't that from the cross dressing episode?
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 6 2013, 8:40 AM GMTYou mean the Maxi one?
A favourite for many but am I right in thinking it was Cleese's least favourite, or he thought it was the weakest or something?
I remember him saying he didn't like the one with the builders. But anyway, what's not to like about the Gourmet Night? Never ask an artist about his own work.
I always enjoy the following exchange (the more so because it doesn't get much of a laugh).
Basil: (putting down a coffee) Cafe pour vous.
Mrs. Peignor: (disappointed) Oh. Pas pour tu?
Basil: No. I'll probably have one later.
Quote: JohnnyD @ March 6 2013, 12:58 PM GMTI always enjoy the following exchange (the more so because it doesn't get much of a laugh).
Basil: (putting down a coffee) Cafe pour vous.
Mrs. Peignor: (disappointed) Oh. Pas pour tu?
Basil: No. I'll probably have one later.
Mrs. Peignoir: "Au lait!"
Basil: (hesitatingly): "Olé!"