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I defer to Aaron . .

A shortage of money, but so many nice things for sale.

As someone what wears glasses . . . how many times before I learn not to lean over the dishwasher when I open after it's finished a wash?

Pleased

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 28 2013, 12:01 AM GMT

As someone what wears glasses . . . how many times before I learn not to lean over the dishwasher when I open after it's finished a wash?

Pleased

:D

Is that why you stopped frequenting the sauna? :P

Quote: AJGO @ February 28 2013, 12:09 AM GMT

:D

Is that why you stopped frequenting the sauna? :P

No.

They took out an injunction . . .

Lol, does this mean you can't lean over the toilet too?

Quote: zooo @ February 28 2013, 10:42 AM GMT

Lol, does this mean you can't lean over the toilet too?

He's in trouble if he's got steam coming out of his toilet.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I totally didn't get it.

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 28 2013, 12:01 AM GMT

As someone what wears glasses . . . how many times before I learn not to lean over the dishwasher when I open after it's finished a wash?

Pleased

I do that every bloody day. And it annoys me every bloody day.

It only happens to me when I open the oven.

Well you shouldn't be in there in the first place

True.

This doesn't exactly piss me off, but am I the only person on the planet who doesn't suddenly worship Emeli Sande?
She's perfectly nice and her voice is fine, but she does zero for me.

I'm sure she's brilliant

If your about 9

I thought I liked her at first but have now concluded I'm not a fan.

She has cool hair, but that's about it.

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