British Comedy Guide

What Do You Call A Man...? Page 2

What do you call a man with boiled beef and carrots shaped to resemble the Mona Lisa on his head?

Stewart

What do you call a man with a lavatory on his head ?
Lou !

John (in America)

And worse of all:::What do you call an Asian woman with half a eaten fanny on her head.

Minjeeta

Thanks for your suggestion.Good luck on everything.

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What do you call a spammer who can't even insert an url properly?

What do you a Korean, Russian, Greek master of seduction?

Soon Getya Knickersoff

What do you call a man with a piece of meat on his head?
Hamhead
What do you call a man with two pieces of meat on his head?
Mohamhead

What do you call a man, with no arms and legs, in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a woman sitting in a bath of Martini?
Olive

What do you call a woman sitting on a loaf of bread?
Marge

:-)

What do you call a poster who resurrects a 2 year old thread with his/ her first post?

Son of Freve!

What do you call a man with a short knob?
Justin :D :P

with a chicken in each ear?

I thought these had died a death years ago............

Oh, f**k it

What do you call a woman with a pint of lager balanced in one hand, a pint of bitter in the other and a pint of Guinness on her head?

Beatrix

And so..........what do you call the same woman who is now also holding a snooker cue?

Beatrix Potter.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Mentally ill.

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
A man.

What do you call a man who collects coins? - A numismatist.

What do you call a man who collects old coins? - An oldmismatist.

What do you call a man with no legs?

Dirty Dick.

What do you call a woman with no legs?

Fanny Walker.

Made me laugh anyway :P

... who is a Russian surgeon specialising in vasectomies?

Ivan Nackovnickinemoff

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