There's still all this talk about teenage pregnancies. We've got the worst record in Europe apparently.
I know the solution.
We should send Charley round all the schools in England (yes - I do realise the danger) and she could tell everyone about what happened to her.
"Look - these used to be quite pert" and "since I gave birth they've dragged on the ground".
I'm sure it's guarnteed to put 9 out of 10 kids off.
LOOL
Although could they be "quite pert" at 15?
Quote: Aaron @ February 7, 2008, 8:22 AMLOOL
Although could they be "quite pert" at 15?
Um - no idea.
Well not Charley's anyway.
Quote: Aaron @ February 7, 2008, 8:22 AMAlthough could they be "quite pert" at 15?
Good question. I'll google it *remembers IT Crowd*
'Don't google the question Mozz!'
Best no then
I heard of a Girl being up the duff at 12.
Quote: jake how @ February 7, 2008, 11:01 AMI heard of a Girl being up the duff at 12.
Been up to your old tricks again?
Quote: jake how @ February 7, 2008, 11:01 AMI heard of a Girl being up the duff at 12.
It's a wonder they aren't born pregnant like aphids.
I remember my sex education at school...we learnt how to put a condom on a carrot... in all my time I have never had to do that again...
Quote: jake how @ February 7, 2008, 11:01 AMI heard of a Girl being up the duff at 12.
I heard one girl gave birth to twins and one was pregnant !
Quote: EllieJP @ February 7, 2008, 12:25 PMI remember my sex education at school...we learnt how to put a condom on a carrot... in all my time I have never had to do that again...
Yeah, you slaaaaaaaag!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 7, 2008, 12:25 PMI remember my sex education at school...we learnt how to put a condom on a carrot... in all my time I have never had to do that again...
Bet that put a smile on Jasper's face
Quote: David Chapman @ February 7, 2008, 8:16 AMThere's still all this talk about teenage pregnancies. We've got the worst record in Europe apparently.
I know the solution.
We should send Charley round all the schools in England (yes - I do realise the danger) and she could tell everyone about what happened to her.
You want me to stand in assembley & talk in graphic detail,to young kids, about how I got a bun in the oven.
Okay. Count me in. Can I have a projecter & can I start with play schools?
Quote: EllieJP @ February 7, 2008, 12:25 PMI remember my sex education at school...we learnt how to put a condom on a carrot...
Did you make use of the carrot?
I had my sex education when I was 4 months pregnant.
I was shocked. I thought they cut the baby out of my leg.
Quote: jake how @ February 7, 2008, 11:01 AMI heard of a Girl being up the duff at 12.
Quote: sootyj @ February 7, 2008, 12:35 PMI heard one girl gave birth to twins and one was pregnant !
I heard of an embryo that got itself pregnant.
What a slag!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 7, 2008, 12:25 PMI remember my sex education at school...we learnt how to put a condom on a carrot... in all my time I have never had to do that again...
Where I come from that's fore-play.
Quote: roscoff @ February 7, 2008, 3:31 PMWhere I come from that's fore-play.
'round here it's unhooking bras from cabbages.
I got thrown out of sex education classes for covering someone in spermicide. As a result I still don't know what's supposedly hidden under girls clothes...