Does any one else have super powers? By day I'm Sootyj mild mannered comedy writer, but by night I am
"The Big Cheese,"
a superhero with the power to command all matured dairy based produce.
With my helmet of cheese, and my young boy companion Dairy Lee I fight evil injustice, and my arch enemy Jacob the Cracker
Come on any other super heros out there ?
God I'm bored if I'm coming up with this rubbish
Quote: sootyj @ February 6, 2008, 7:20 PMWith my helmet of cheese, and my young boy companion Dairy Lee
What a lovely thought.
Huzzah a response to my I'm pretending to work from home, and I need to find something to do before America's funniest mall massacres,
Mr Chapman have you superpowers to speak of?
Will you join The Big Cheese on his pungent quest for justice?
Quote: sootyj @ February 6, 2008, 11:41 PMHuzzah a response to my I'm pretending to work from home, and I need to find something to do before America's funniest mall massacres,
Mr Chapman have you superpowers to speak of?
Will you join The Big Cheese on his pungent quest for justice?
sootyj, this is certainly well Kraft-ed
Quote: David Chapman @ February 6, 2008, 11:38 PMWhat a lovely thought.
Quote: garyd @ February 6, 2008, 11:45 PMsootyj, this is certainly well Kraft-ed
LOL
Oh ho are you my evil He Man based female villain, strong cheese scented foe.
Evil Limburger ?
I am the king of the rubbish pun, dare you challenge me?
I think I may change to The Pundamentalist
Quote: sootyj @ February 6, 2008, 11:49 PMI am the king of the rubbish pun, DARE YOU challenge me?
Shouldn't that be "dairy"?
I didn't think it flowed very well though. I thought it was a bit stilton.
I'm sure Charley would like your cheesy helmet though.
Dairy, I choose my words caerphilly for I am the Pundamentalist,
and you may garlic roue the day you challenged me, and risked my pun-ishment
Edam you!
I'm yehudiman, fighting against the evil cyborg Mal Gibtron, who wants to kill me and then work his way up to a big final shoah down.
Oh dear, I'm so on my own 
No-one's gonna get that one.
Ok, I'll just be the new replacement big cheese or summats.
I got it! ... Jew boy. 
Quote: Aaron @ February 7, 2008, 12:31 AMI got it! ... Amazing boy.
Yey, there's a first for everything 
anti....anti-se...anti-sem....what was that word now??? 
Quote: ian_w @ February 7, 2008, 12:33 AMYey, there's a first for everything
anti....anti-se...anti-sem....what was that word now???
Anti sementism.
Quote: David Chapman @ February 7, 2008, 1:05 AMAnti sementism.
Is that a hatred for brickies?
Or Uncle Sementisn's wife?