Quote: KevD @ July 4 2012, 1:28 PM BST
I thought it was slightly watered down. But still quite funny. Nevertheless, I added the transcript to my site, Alan Partridge Quotes if anybody is interested: http://www.alanpartridgequotes.com/welcome-to-the-places-of-my-life/
Thanks for that KevD, really made me chuckle. Forgot about this brilliant quote:
'Alan: These people may all look like retired pirates, but in actual fact, they're former Lord Mayors of Norwich. Now, despite the Norfolk black-lack, we're a pretty progressive bunch around here. Take our current Lord Mayor
for example. It may surprise you to learn that he is a woman. We've always believed in giving women a fair crack at the whip. Not literally. That would be a dominatrix, which we also have in Norwich. They are currently three of them. Yeah, about three.'