Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 19 2013, 11:05 AM GMTPlease avoid thinking about me in any way.
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Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 19 2013, 11:05 AM GMTPlease avoid thinking about me in any way.
Sometimes I can't stop myself.
Isn't Mothers Day about 3 weeks away still?
Had a work event yesterday and at the social last night I found myself sitting next to a former Miss UK who represented the country in the Miss Universe contest a few years back.
I didn't know at the time and only know now because we're connected on LinkedIn and it's on her profile.
That friendly touch on my arm last night has retrospectively made me blush and left me flustered. 
Quote: zooo @ February 19 2013, 11:37 AM GMTIsn't Mothers Day about 3 weeks away still?
Excuse me for caring and wanting to get something nice for my arthritis-addled useless-husband-lumbered old mum, zooo!
Quote: Tuumble @ February 19 2013, 2:38 PM GMTHad a work event yesterday and at the social last night I found myself sitting next to a former Miss UK who represented the country in the Miss Universe contest a few years back.
I didn't know at the time and only know now because we're connected on LinkedIn and it's on her profile.
That friendly touch on my arm last night has retrospectively made me blush and left me flustered.
So it didn't at the time but now you're aware that other people think you should be flustered you are? Tuumble dude, you're an advertiser's dream!
Quote: Tuumble @ February 19 2013, 2:38 PM GMTHad a work event yesterday and at the social last night I found myself sitting next to a former Miss UK who represented the country in the Miss Universe contest a few years back.
Why does 'Miss Universe' always make me think of bodybuilders?
Quote: chipolata @ February 19 2013, 2:41 PM GMTExcuse me for caring and wanting to get something nice for my arthritis-addled useless-husband-lumbered old mum, zooo!
Quote: sootyj @ February 19 2013, 10:31 AM GMTSurely they were always 8 years apart?
Your not baby sitting for Dr who are you?
The youngest has only just developed a sense of self so before then on outings she was the equivalent of a suitcase that needed feeding occasionally and doubled as a coat-rack at naptime. So much easier!
Quote: AJGO @ February 19 2013, 10:24 AM GMTHow is it half-term?! It was Christmas a few weeks ago!
Can you bribe the older one to write one of your essays while you're entertaining the little one? Your essays sound like they're on indecipherable topics anyway, so might as well get kid to do it and you can add posh words later. What is your latest one?
If only I hadn't just submitted my essay! It was on 'hybrid texts' 
managed to get a merit without understanding what the subject was really about, but I think that's because nobody really knows what they are talking about with that subject. Next time, though, I'll have them writing first drafts for me instead of the lines I usually give them!
What have you been up to, stranger?
Quote: Harridan @ February 19 2013, 3:17 PM GMTThe youngest has only just developed a sense of self so before then on outings she was the equivalent of a suitcase that needed feeding occasionally and doubled as a coat-rack at naptime. So much easier!
If only I hadn't just submitted my essay! It was on 'hybrid texts'
What have you been up to, stranger?
Congrats on the merit!
I have been writing. I'm still technically writing, I'm just waiting for my brain to tell me what to write next. And eating cadbury's chocolate fingers. In my trackies. But I am being professional! Apart from being on here. And pulling my hair into daft angles in the reflection of the cupboard glass panelling to decide how to cut it. But apart from that, lots of work 
Hello to females, not heard much from Harridan or AJGO for ages, I certainly have hibernated! Glad you are both well and busy working, x
Oi sexist!
How are you Will? as grumpy as ever?!
Quote: dellas @ February 19 2013, 4:51 PM GMT
Even grumpier today old girl as I woke up at 2.30am and couldn't get back to sleep. Was walking the dog at 5am and at work at 6. Am flagging now.
I never sleep until about 6.30am... have about 2hrs, tootle about- them grab an hour at 7.00 as knackered, go out 10pm, watch TV/radio read write, then try to sleep? Help the aged!!! (I do step-machine)