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Dear Doctor

Since I changed my diet to mostly red meat a few years ago, my ears have grown by 1cm and have a lot of hair growing down my spine!

On the plus side, I can run the 100m in 7 secs and my partner has noticed growth in other areas as well!

What should I do?

Can I ride you in this years Grand National?

Quote: lofthouse @ February 18 2013, 10:54 PM GMT

Can I ride you in this years Grand National?

as long as you take me out for a meal first - I have a taste for Lasagne!

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