Newsjack - Series 8 Page 17

Actually managed to send three sketches this week after writing four, I usually muster up one or two.

The one about Heinz got canned at the last minute (terrible pun intended).

There's a gag that needs more varieties.

Dan

Didn't get that reference. I obviously need to catch up.

Check the sauce material.

Are you sure? You don't want to spill the beans.

Quote: Eoin Carney @ February 18 2013, 3:29 PM GMT

Didn't get that reference. I obviously need to catch up.

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You mean ketchup surely...?

Quote: StephenM @ February 18 2013, 1:37 PM GMT

Personally I'm enjoying the Monday / Tuesday twitter feeds of the producers of Newsjack. It would appear that after several series of reading bad/offensive puns from twitter they've finally cracked.

And Newsjack Bingo is a fun game anyone can play.

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Yep, loving Newsjack bingo.
Especially the surge of Pistorious "leg to stand on" submissions.

I'm predicting their next bingo call will be "Please, please, please no more Richard Briers had a good life submissions."

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ February 18 2013, 4:55 PM GMT

Yep, loving Newsjack bingo.
Especially the surge of Pistorious "leg to stand on" submissions.

I'm predicting their next bingo call will be "Please, please, please no more Richard Briers had a good life submissions."

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You could combine the two stories and have someone who walks round in Ever Decreasing Circles.

Heinz

Sorry what game were we playing again?

Well, my one liners are sent.

They did include a Richard Briers joke. I'm hoping there's enough of a twist not to end up on the name and shame tweets! *Pressure*

I've got too many at the moment.
Need to chuck half of them away.

Just realised most of them are rubbish
May have to throw three quarters away

Just noticed two mistakes on the oneliners I sent.

Interesting advice on this thread so thanks to Dan and everyone else.