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Quote: zooo @ February 18 2013, 2:11 PM GMT

Blimey, I've never heard Julie Burchill's voice before. That's a shocker.

It's how I imagine Stott's voice sounds.

I'm a bit hot.

Quote: chipolata @ February 18 2013, 2:23 PM GMT

It's how I imagine Stott's voice sounds.

I imagine he looks something a little like this

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You're not far off, Lofthouse...

It's been a year or so but . . . I'd forgotten how nice Jack Danial's is !

:P

It's half term and I have no idea what to do with the kids now that there is an 8 year age gap between them and the little one wants to be free of her pushchair. At least one of them is going to be bored and disruptive whatever we do! And it's too bloody cold to go to the park. Damn you, weather!

Still great weather...so I'm going for a hike.

Quote: Harridan @ February 19 2013, 7:54 AM GMT

It's half term and I have no idea what to do with the kids now that there is an 8 year age gap between them and the little one wants to be free of her pushchair. At least one of them is going to be bored and disruptive whatever we do! And it's too bloody cold to go to the park. Damn you, weather!

How is it half-term?! It was Christmas a few weeks ago!

Can you bribe the older one to write one of your essays while you're entertaining the little one? Your essays sound like they're on indecipherable topics anyway, so might as well get kid to do it and you can add posh words later. What is your latest one?

Quote: Harridan @ February 19 2013, 7:54 AM GMT

It's half term and I have no idea what to do with the kids now that there is an 8 year age gap between them and the little one wants to be free of her pushchair. At least one of them is going to be bored and disruptive whatever we do! And it's too bloody cold to go to the park. Damn you, weather!

Surely they were always 8 years apart?
Your not baby sitting for Dr who are you?

Quote: Harridan @ February 19 2013, 7:54 AM GMT

It's half term and I have no idea what to do with the kids now that there is an 8 year age gap between them and the little one wants to be free of her pushchair. At least one of them is going to be bored and disruptive whatever we do! And it's too bloody cold to go to the park. Damn you, weather!

Surely they were always 8 years apart?
Your not baby sitting for Dr who are you?

Quote: Harridan @ February 19 2013, 7:54 AM GMT

It's half term and I have no idea what to do with the kids now that there is an 8 year age gap between them and the little one wants to be free of her pushchair. At least one of them is going to be bored and disruptive whatever we do! And it's too bloody cold to go to the park. Damn you, weather!

Got a similar problem here..though they are actually happy playing Beatles Rock Band at the moment.

Chip doesn't mind telling you, he's very disappointed with the quality of Mothers Day cards this year.

Quote: chipolata @ February 19 2013, 10:46 AM GMT

Chip doesn't mind telling you, he's very disappointed with the quality of Mothers Day cards this year.

Make one.

Quote: Loopey @ February 19 2013, 10:49 AM GMT

Make one.

:O

Quote: chipolata @ February 18 2013, 2:23 PM GMT

It's how I imagine Stott's voice sounds.

Please avoid thinking about me in any way.

Quote: chipolata @ February 19 2013, 10:46 AM GMT

Chip doesn't mind telling you, he's very disappointed with the quality of Mothers Day cards this year.

Who sent you one?

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