Quote: Marc P @ February 18 2013, 8:15 AM GMTI'll probably be around for script consultation services
I think you should suggest they include a scene with a woman in a wheelchair and a local writer 
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I'll get my people onto it!
Maybe they should shoot a long shot over the wash, where a handsame 20-something will be walking his dog?
Quote: Lee @ February 18 2013, 10:30 AM GMTMaybe they should shoot a long shot over the wash, where a handsame 20-something will be walking his dog?
Will you be walking over the wash? Now that WOULD make a good film. 
Work in 10 hours. Have a feeling something is going to go wrong with day, leaving me a big mess/stress on first day back.
Call in sick. Say you've caught the British lurgy.
Quote: zooo @ February 18 2013, 12:14 PM GMTCall in sick. Say you've caught the British lurgy.
That would work if they hadn't checked I was definetly coming back tomorrow. Unfortunetly too many poeople have tried that in the past.
Curses!
Quote: Loopey @ February 18 2013, 12:01 PM GMTWill you be walking over the wash? Now that WOULD make a good film.
I may build a bridge over it. Why isn't there a bridge already?
Because we don't want your sort over here Lee!
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2013-02-07/alan-partridge-movie-to-stop-traffic-in-sheringham-norfolk
He'll probably pop into the local to hear me playing my new ukuleles.
The drunken detective dropped his bottle it clattered to the floor, ontop of the pile of other empty bottles. Apart from the empty cider bottles which just let out a pathetic squelch.
"Bill Oddie you hairy c**t put down that shovel and step away from the corpse. I know you f**king killed Richard the 3rd in the carpark and now you're trying to bury the evidence."
The drunken detective gave the hairy bird botherer both barrels straight in his hairy gob.
He exploded in a pile of sparks and broken glass.
"Have you shot another telly you inebriated prat?"
Called up the drunken detectives ravishing wife.
"No f**ker buries a long dead king of England in my television set."
Slurred MarcP as he began to count the readies from his latest best seller.
It's uncanny!!
Quote: Marc P @ February 18 2013, 12:34 PM GMTBecause we don't want your sort over here Lee!
Lol
Blimey, I've never heard Julie Burchill's voice before. That's a shocker.