Hello! I do a stupid Blog if anyone fancies a look. Here are a few quotes from it, taken out of context and rendered meaningless. I think posting these will prove a marketing stroke of genius.
"Forget it, ladies. It's LADbible town"
"Doesn't that cheer you up? An alien Lauren Laverne reminiscing about her favourite 'you' moments?"
"And that little boy, who nobody liked, went on to be Michael Owen."
"Your subconscious is a stupid, lying prick."
"The basic premise involves the scientist Richard Dawkins and the presenter Richard Bacon as a double act who travel the world going on adventures"
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