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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2012/13 Page 12

Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 4 2013, 11:39 AM GMT

The BCG league is full of knobheads who were entered automatically. They don't post here and they're not welcome either, with names like 'Muggin' you off' and 'Anal Leakage.' Sad men.

Laughing out loud

I like a good team-name, Steve's 'Olympique Mayonnais' is probably the pick of our bunch.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 4 2013, 12:18 PM GMT

All I need is a priapic Welshman up my ass.

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There ya go.

That is Godot's team's kit.

Dan

I've done pretty shit the last two weeks. Like Godot, this is my first season and I've been learning a lot. Won't faff about with multiple transfers next season. And will pick a decent squad to start with.

Quote: swerytd @ February 4 2013, 5:06 PM GMT

That is Godot's team's kit.

Dan

I think you'll find that's Gerry's or Steve's.

This is our first strip:

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Quote: Ben @ February 4 2013, 9:28 PM GMT

I've done pretty shit the last two weeks. Like Godot, this is my first season and I've been learning a lot. Won't faff about with multiple transfers next season. And will pick a decent squad to start with.

I had Modric for three weeks before I found out he'd gone to Real. For me it still should be about scouting the talent yourself, that's why I was impressed by Dan this week.

There are hundreds of thousands of people far above us who get all their info from the Fantasy Scout Forum. They've all got the same players and they'll all finish above us but they haven't got a f**king clue.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 17 2013, 3:26 PM GMT

Without any luck and without Van Pricktease I still managed to haul 98 points which is the highest of anyone all season.

Interesting.
He seems to now be the Captain of your team Dynamo Taxis
So you couldn't resist his alluring tease.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 30 2012, 2:34 AM GMT

There are no good united players. I have a no-Man-U-player rule but I see a few of you are wasting your money and time with Van Pursestrings. His West Ham goal was a lucky deflection otherwise Jaas had it covered. In the words of Bricktop: "He's a useless shite that boy."

And I had you down as a man of principle.
:D ;)

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 7 2013, 7:59 PM GMT

Interesting.
He seems to now be the Captain of your team Dynamo Taxis
So you couldn't resist his alluring tease.

And I had you down as a man of principle.
:D ;)

And just like that...he's gone :)

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I've done ok this week so far. Dropped Van Persie, though, as I thought Ferguson was going to reset him today. Replaced him with Suarez though, so hopefully he'll score in their two games this week. Hoping to power past Shaggy in the next few weeks.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ February 9 2013, 5:11 PM GMT

And just like that...he's gone :)

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Laughing out loud

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 7 2013, 7:59 PM GMT

Interesting.
He seems to now be the Captain of your team Dynamo Taxis
So you couldn't resist his alluring tease.

I panicked before the Southampton game, because everyone has him and obviously that can cost you - see Michu.

In the event he cost me 28 points and stopped me passing Don. Add that to the fact that he is a c**t, has Christopher Lee's hair, plays for United and costs as much as two players and you can see why I dropped him.

I broke my self-imposed rule about having a United player and paid the price. I'm still more of a man of principle than anyone here because at least I had a rule and I kept to it for more than half the season.

Gerry hasn't fielded a single Villa player which is utterly disgraceful.

Complete f**k up from me. Took a risk on Sturridge (captain) being fit, but he doesn't even make the bench tonight. Had a chance of beating Godot's 98pts record too. Not happy.

Yeah Captaining Sturridge was mistake, but you've still played a blinder this week and should pass my 98 with Michu, Reina and Sturridge to play again.

For me this week highlights the essential pointlessness of imaging you are actually managing a fantasy team:

Michu comes out of coma and unexpectedly shits 18 points in the lap of everybody...except you.

A more reliable points earner is unexpectedly benched by a cocksucking Spanish cocksucker for having a cold, but is allowed to be exposed to the elements for just long enough to stop you getting Puncheon's points.

And an on-form Gerrard, Sturridge and Suarez generate 1 point against an off-form West Brom at Anfield.

The bonus point system is also pretty suspect. We know Van Persie gets points for having nice hair, but where were Zamora's points for scoring against Swansea? Taarabt had an assist and got nowt. Arsenal got showered with BPs for their 1-0 win over Sunderland. Fletcher had three shots on target and only didn't score because Szezcny played out of his skin.

I got my personal best of 91 points this week. Might be more if there's any more bonus points. My gamble of bringing in Suarez worked. Probably go back to Van Persie next week though.

I think Don beat Godots weekly points record.
The only record Godot holds now is most hypocritical transfer.
Can't see that being beaten.

ROFL!

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