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Who do you fancy? Page 926

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 13 2013, 12:59 AM GMT
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I concur

Her husband looks just like her dad!

Ive got news for you

SO DOES SHE!!

Quote: lofthouse @ February 16 2013, 11:06 PM GMT

Ive got news for you

SO DOES SHE!!

Should have gone to specsavers.

Quote: Tursiops @ February 16 2013, 8:49 PM GMT

Sand sculptress Nicola Wood:

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She can... uh... sculpt my grains... any day of the week?

I admire people who manage to make money out things like Sand Sculpting.

Do you ever admire a nice side parting, Chip? If so, then I think you'd like mine.

Almost as ridiculous as writing for a living.

Quote: Ben @ February 17 2013, 12:10 AM GMT

Do you ever admire a nice side parting, Chip?

No, but I sometimes admire very clean shaven men who maintain their clean shaveness over long periods.

Quote: zooo @ February 17 2013, 12:11 AM GMT

Almost as ridiculous as writing for a living.

You'll get their, zooo. You'll get their.

You're making my OCD twitch.

Quote: lofthouse @ February 16 2013, 11:06 PM GMT

Ive got news for you

SO DOES SHE!!

What are you talking about? And why are you shouting?

Quote: Ben @ February 17 2013, 12:02 AM GMT

She can... uh... sculpt my grains... any day of the week?

I'd let let Nicola touch my Wood?

Quote: chipolata @ February 17 2013, 12:24 AM GMT

No, but I sometimes admire very clean shaven men who maintain their clean shaveness over long periods.

But they're not real men. Not like Matt Stott and I.

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Oooh! She's sexy, Lofthouse! Her beauty is making me hop round the kitchen!

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