Maybe his willy was stuck in a donkey and he was texting for help?
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Quote: Lee @ February 16 2013, 9:14 PM GMTHe's stealing my lines!
*steals line*
Son?
Quote: zooo @ February 16 2013, 9:16 PM GMTMaybe his willy was stuck in a donkey and he was texting for help?
What's that song? 'When someone got stuck up a something'?
The latest BCG Jokefest on the subject of love.
Apologies in advance. 
https://soundcloud.com/pleasuredomepfm/bcg-jokefest-love-16-2-2013
Thanks to every one who took part.
I should go to bed and do something there. Nothing erotic of course.
Lazing in bed. Nothing erotic of course. Just reading up on the world and then I'll make my way towards the world of OU.
Chip's just been tidying up the garden. There was a tattered plastic union jack lodged under a hedge that he picked up and put in the bin. He doesn't know where the flag came from.
Quote: chipolata @ February 17 2013, 2:12 PM GMTChip's just been tidying up the garden. There was a tattered plastic union jack lodged under a hedge that he picked up and put in the bin. He doesn't know where the flag came from.
Ben has just been giving his car interior a thorough hoovering. Gonna give it a quick polish after this cup of Earl Grey.
Quote: Ben @ February 17 2013, 2:16 PM GMTBen has just been giving his car interior a thorough hoovering. Gonna give it a quick polish after this cup of Earl Grey.
You know you've achieved manhood when you've hoovered a car. Sometimes you see a woman doing it but it feels wrong.
Yesterday, Bussell stamped a woman to death. Possibly for a sketch.
At the gym. Hope I don't get a barbell stuck behind my head again.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 17 2013, 2:58 PM GMTYesterday, Bussell stamped a woman to death. Possibly for a sketch.
As Bussell is such an iconic figure in British folklore I suspect February 16th shall now be known as 'Stamp a Woman to Death' Day.
Has sadly just arrived back home. Can't believe how quick the time went by. Wish I bought more stuff.
At least you are warm now, I presume.
Quote: billwill @ February 17 2013, 4:41 PM GMTAt least you are warm now, I presume.
I was enhoying the cold. It's close to 3am and apparently 21c. Got the fan on but more because the place is stuffy than the heat.
Still much prefer to be back in The U.K. with a jumper and the heating. Also because Being Human looks good tonight. Or as I am now back the futre last night.
Stupidly slept more than I should've on the plane. Now I am awake but don't know what time it feels like.
Washing up. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!