I think I may reread this thread one day. Then again, maybe not.
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Those texts are indeed creepy. Though I do remember sending weird texts about singing and breaking legs because some body gave me the wrong number for her. Eventually the victim texted
me with 'Who the Hell ARE you?'
Quote: Lee @ February 16 2013, 8:40 PM GMTI think I may reread this thread one day. Then again, maybe not.
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Quote: keewik @ February 16 2013, 8:43 PM GMTThose texts are indeed creepy. Though I do remember sending weird texts about singing and breaking legs because some body gave me the wrong number for her. Eventually the victim texted
me with 'Who the Hell ARE you?'
Ha, I can imagine how texts about singing and breaking legs may have seemed worrying to someone who didn't have any context. I was going to be nice and text back that they had the wrong number after the first one but then it all went a bit weird and I felt probably best not to engage in dialogue.
In less concerning news (although it's a constant concern how technologically illiterate I am) I have worked out how to dim my computer screen so the glare isn't hurting my tired eyes.
I'm sure there was a story about a man accidentally texting a stranger something gross, and they ended up getting married.
You just totally missed out on getting a quality husband, there. 
True story. Woman in work was having a bit on the side and text her 'lover' to offer him a blow job. She then sent said text to her husband by mistake. I believe that is the definition of 'Serendipity'.
Quote: roscoff @ February 16 2013, 9:01 PM GMTTrue story. Woman in work was having a bit on the side and text her 'lover' to offer him a blow job. She then sent said text to her husband by mistake. I believe that is the definition of 'Serendipity'.
So, her husband got the blowjob then, not you?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ February 16 2013, 9:03 PM GMTSo, her husband got the blowjob then, not you?
Me? Haha no not me as I wasn't the 'other' person in the triangle.
roscoff is in fact the 'wife' in the story.
Quote: zooo @ February 16 2013, 8:56 PM GMTI'm sure there was a story about a man accidentally texting a stranger something gross, and they ended up getting married.
You just totally missed out on getting a quality husband, there.
I shall endeavour to get on with my life, somehow. With the shoulder of zooo to cry on and the support of the BCGers I will one day move on from the heartbreak and that cruel twist of destiny, and strive to become more than a woman who missed out on marrying 'penis in ass??????' guy.
Heee. He just sounds so adventurous and romantic.
Quote: zooo @ February 16 2013, 9:06 PM GMTroscoff is in fact the 'wife' in the story.
Shucks you know me so well zooo 
Quote: roscoff @ February 16 2013, 9:06 PM GMTMe? Haha no not me as I wasn't the 'other' person in the triangle.
yes, I was only joking!
but
1. Did her husband realize that the message wasn't meant for him?
2. How can you know about that incidident, if you're not involved?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ February 16 2013, 9:10 PM GMT
1. Did her husband realize that the message wasn't meant for him?
2. How can you know about that incidident, if you're not involved?
1. As they're still together I'd say no
2. I was actually sitting next to her in the staffroom when it happened although she didn't tell me until further down the line.
Quote: AJGO @ February 16 2013, 9:07 PM GMT'penis in ass??????'
He's stealing my lines!
*steals line*