Quote: Oldrocker @ February 15 2013, 9:22 PM GMTHow do you get the wax out of your ears ?
A Q-Tip, hopefully!
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You shouldn't put foreign objects into your principal orifices.
Surely you know that ?
Q-Tips have passed the UK Citizenship test and so are no longer considered foreign!
I saw a recently widowed woman when walking home from the shop and she walked like she had no place to go or no hurry to get there. It was sad. 
Quote: Lee @ February 15 2013, 10:28 PM GMTI saw a recently widowed woman when walking home from the shop and she walked like she had no place to go or no hurry to get there. It was sad.
I feel sad just reading that - did you say hello?
I've never spoken to her in my life. I may have scared her if I had approached her, I'm a very menacing figure.
Did you try to chat her up?
Go on!
Cop a feel
Quote: lofthouse @ February 15 2013, 10:34 PM GMTGo on!
Cop a feel
You know if you're pope these rotten chat up lines have got to stop.
Quote: Lee @ February 15 2013, 10:33 PM GMTI've never spoken to her in my life. I may have scared her if I had approached her, I'm a very menacing figure.
We all interact with people we don't know and it obviously made you feel compassionate about her situation. How old is she? You could always talk about the weather if you see her again - we all love to do that don't we lol
Quote: Lee @ February 15 2013, 10:33 PM GMTI'm a very menacing figure.
Erm.
Quote: AlanC @ February 15 2013, 10:39 PM GMTWe all interact with people we don't know and it obviously made you feel compassionate about her situation. How old is she? You could always talk about the weather if you see her again - we all love to do that don't we lol
She must be about 60 at the most? Maybe I will strike up a conversation, although I'm afraid I'll say the wrong thing and she'll hand me her purse? I am really very menacing.
Quote: zooo @ February 15 2013, 10:41 PM GMTErm.
Quote: Lee @ February 15 2013, 10:42 PM GMTShe must be about 60 at the most? Maybe I will strike up a conversation, although I'm afraid I'll say the wrong thing and she'll hand me her purse? I am really very menacing.
I'm sure you will find the right words ...
if not, you will be providing an overworked solicitor with a new brief
Quote: AlanC @ February 15 2013, 10:46 PM GMTI'm sure you will find the right words ...
if not, you will be providing an overworked solicitor with a new brief
Someone please tell me to go to bed.......