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Will Cam has just walked the dog. Stool firm, but bit dry.

Lastday to work on my term paper. I'm glad it over soon.

Quote: Will Cam @ February 15 2013, 7:26 AM GMT

Will Cam has just walked the dog. Stool firm, but bit dry. Pleasant spicy flavour

That'll be the curry chappie

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ February 15 2013, 8:32 AM GMT

Lastday to work on my term paper. I'm glad it over soon.

Snap!

My employers are just lovely. The little one is sick today and they knew I had a deadline so they decided to look after the sick kid themselves (taking the day off work to give me the day off work) so that I wouldn't miss my deadline. Not a lot of bosses would do that.

:D

Need to get up and make coffee, but it's warm in bed.

Warm? Have you just wet yourself Ben?

No, it's to do with my high metabolic rate.

Quote: Harridan @ February 15 2013, 8:51 AM GMT

Snap!

My employers are just lovely. The little one is sick today and they knew I had a deadline so they decided to look after the sick kid themselves (taking the day off work to give me the day off work) so that I wouldn't miss my deadline. Not a lot of bosses would do that.

That is pretty amazing!

Chip's just been complemented on his one finger typing speed. Cool

One finger? Not even one finger on each hand?

Quote: zooo @ February 15 2013, 10:33 AM GMT

One finger? Not even one finger on each hand?

One finger on my right hand. It's a blur that has just impressed one lady. Cool

Quote: chipolata @ February 15 2013, 10:35 AM GMT

One finger on my right hand. It's a blur that has just impressed one lady. Cool

Yes, I've perfected my one finger system as well. I don't think I'm much slower than the "normal" typers anymore.

Are you Bishop from Aliens?

Quote: zooo @ February 15 2013, 10:37 AM GMT

Are you Bishop from Aliens?

Give me your hand, zooo, and we'll play the knife game. ;)

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