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Male V Female Logic.

Men have no logic nor common sense.
My husband reckons it is not Ok for a woman to have lots of one night stands but it is for a man.
He reckons women who sleep around our dirty. I asked him if he felt that way why had he slept with all the women he had. If they gave in quick they are dirty & how could he.I also asked him if they were infact men.
He reckons they were all only one night stands for him, due to his gorgeousness & all other amazing atributes. He also admitted that one did indeed look slightly manish but as he did not know for sure it does'nt count.

Also My husband reckons that a brake light looks pretty. Thus filling him with the need to get closer at top speed to it.

Is he gorgeous?

Men have more logic because we tend to have 2 places to think from.

True - we have no common sense. We marry women!

Quote: David Chapman @ February 6, 2008, 11:34 PM

True - we have no common sense. We marry women!

Laughing out loud

Despite all the warnings, we still go and do it :(

I read the title of this thread as Female V Logic Laughing out loud

Most men think its OK for men to sleep around cos they don't control when they have sex, women do. So they think women are just being greedy. I think thats all bollocks but men's brains are based on their bollocks so what cha gonna do?

Quote: David Chapman @ February 6, 2008, 11:34 PM

True - we have no common sense. We marry women!

Married men live longer than single men.
And it is not because it just seems longer.
Tis proven!

I must get married again then.

Quote: Charley @ February 6, 2008, 6:27 PM

My husband reckons it is not Ok for a woman to have lots of one night stands but it is for a man.

In terms of biology, evolution etc, that is correct. But in terms of morals, he's a mental.

Quote: zooo @ February 6, 2008, 6:30 PM

Is he gorgeous?

Is he f**k!!!!!!

Quote: Linda La Hughes @ February 7, 2008, 5:21 AM

Married men live longer than single men.
And it is not because it just seems longer.
Tis proven!

They live longer because we teach them as best we can, common sense & logic.
Without us they would put their socks on their hands & their shoes on their bollox.

Quote: Charley @ February 7, 2008, 2:42 PM

Is he ----!!!!!!

They live longer because we teach them as best we can, common sense & logic.
Without us they would put their socks on their hands & their shoes on their bollox.

I find the fact that women think they're rational hilarious. I have far too many examples of the opposite, safe to say that the vote was a step too far in my opinion.

LOL

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