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http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/feb/13/how-to-cook-perfect-gumbo

Life's a bitch for Guardian readers sometimes . . . . .

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 13 2013, 9:00 PM GMT

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/feb/13/how-to-cook-perfect-gumbo

Life's a bitch for Guardian readers sometimes . . . . .

I'm an okra man myself. I have a particular penchant for Tosca.

You just like having ladies fingers round you . . .

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 13 2013, 9:14 PM GMT

You just like having ladies fingers round you . . .

'Applauds'

I knows he's a cock, but this actually made me feel a bit sorry for him. That must be so horrible, having your child say some of that stuff.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273317/Chris-Huhnes-texts-son-Peter-Dont-contact-make-feel-sick.html

Old news, I know, but I don't keep up with thing as I find it, mostly, deeply depressing.

I think his son's at least as much of a twat as him.

But he's young and full of emotion, and no doubt sticking up for his mum who's been left for his secretary (was it?). I can forgive him, and he'll regret saying it later. But it must really hurt.

Yipeee, now we're eating horse meat too in Switzerland...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21455453

Oscar Pistorious accidentally shoots & kills girlfriend

Quote: Nil Putters @ February 13 2013, 11:46 PM GMT

I knows he's a cock, but this actually made me feel a bit sorry for him. That must be so horrible, having your child say some of that stuff.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273317/Chris-Huhnes-texts-son-Peter-Dont-contact-make-feel-sick.html

Old news, I know, but I don't keep up with thing as I find it, mostly, deeply depressing.

I'm pretty certain most of us must have bust out with equally hormonal rants against our parents as teenagers. The differences here are a) texts, which us oldies didn't have as kids and b) publication in a national newspaper.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 14 2013, 9:05 AM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21455453

Oscar Pistorious accidentally shoots & kills girlfriend

I suspect 'he hasn't got a leg to stand on' will be trending on Twatter.

Why not try

His careers been cut off the knees?

It stumps me why he should do such a thing.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 14 2013, 9:05 AM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21455453

Oscar Pistorious accidentally shoots & kills girlfriend

It's now been announced he's been charged with murder...what a fall from grace.

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