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Quote: Oldrocker @ February 12 2013, 9:00 PM GMT

Got to the bus stop five minutes early to day and the bus turned up almost immediately so I was seated and warm !

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Look, this top of the page stuff is getting ridiculous ! . . .

I don't mean this to sound sarcastic but, from this and your earlier post - according to you the bus seems to always turn up exactly five minutes early which amazes me. Are you sure it's not the case that it's turning up in time and you've misread the timetable?

I'm glad you were seated and warm though. I used to love the happy passengers... They were a joy.

Now I'm not saying this about all Bus drivers. But the ones who sit on their arse's, tutting and raising their eyes and don't help when they see you struggling on to the bus with four kids and a pram. Not to mention the whole world of shopping your trying to get home. That really grinds me.

Quote: Nigel Ball @ February 12 2013, 9:54 PM GMT

Now I'm not saying this about all Bus drivers. But the ones who sit on their arse's, tutting and raising their eyes and don't help when they see you struggling on to the bus with four kids and a pram. Not to mention the whole world of shopping your trying to get home. That really grinds me.

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Quote: Sinon @ February 12 2013, 9:33 PM GMT

I don't mean this to sound sarcastic but, from this and your earlier post - according to you the bus seems to always turn up exactly five minutes early which amazes me. Are you sure it's not the case that it's turning up in time and you've misread the timetable?

I'm glad you were seated and warm though. I used to love the happy passengers... They were a joy.

No, I'm on time 10,25,40 and 55 mins past.

I was, however, taking the piss out of myself for being happy when the timing suited me and pissed off when they didn't !

Quote: Sinon @ February 12 2013, 9:56 PM GMT

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I take it you are one of them I'm talking about then. What are you now? a pcso.

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 12 2013, 10:02 PM GMT

No, I'm on time 10,25,40 and 55 mins past.

I was, however, taking the piss out of myself for being happy when the timing suited me and pissed off when they didn't !

Oh sorry, I see. I was VERY slow there.

Well if you really want the buses to run on time ring whichever bus company it is and mention how early it is and how often and tell them if it keeps happening you'll ring the traffic commissioner. I guarantee you it won't carry on being early.

Quote: Nigel Ball @ February 12 2013, 10:06 PM GMT

I take it you are one of them I'm talking about then. What are you now? a pcso.

I laughed firstly because what you say isn't true and secondly because you seem to have completely misunderstood what a bus driver's job is!

Quote: roscoff @ February 11 2013, 11:20 PM GMT

my personal favourite the ones that pull off like Stirling Moss whilst an OAP is still trying to get to her seat. Hilarious!

Saw a bus driver do that once late at night with a clearly disabled man on crutches. The man as he hurtled across the bus let out an oath. The driver stopped the bus and refused to drive away until the man stepped off the bus.

Quote: Tursiops @ February 12 2013, 10:35 PM GMT

Saw a bus driver do that once late at night with a clearly disabled man on crutches. The man as he hurtled across the bus let out an oath. The driver stopped the bus and refused to drive away until the man stepped off the bus.

Well he will have certainly been sacked after you complained about it to the bus company... And deserved to be!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5TTA4f7Q3E

Unfortunately I was far too inebriated to to react in any constructive way. I may have tutted.

London bus drivers tend to be a law unto themselves.
There are a few nice ones though.

Of course, there's a higher number of arsehole passengers in cities too, so it's all relative.

I had a bus driver shut the doors on a pushchair as I was disembarking (maybe he just thought I was getting off the bus backwards for the fun of it?) and then he got out and shouted at me in front of a busy highstreet for my carelessness and shit parenting skills and for potentially damaging the bus. Another bus driver decided to take a sharp corner without slowing down at all, with the result that me and the three year old on my lap and the person sitting next to me fell out of our seats and my (safely secured, so I thought) pushchair containing a toddler toppled over.

Quote: Tursiops @ February 12 2013, 10:42 PM GMT

Unfortunately I was far too inebriated to to react in any constructive way. I may have tutted.

Then I put it to you, Sir, your previous testimony is not credible. Impaired faculties through strong drink will lead to flawed recollections.

Did you experience the pavement moving erratically once you left the bus too?

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I am an exceptionally lucid drunk, just an extremely lethargic one.

Quote: Tursiops @ February 12 2013, 11:06 PM GMT

I am an exceptionally lucid drunk, just an extremely lethargic one.

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Quote: Harridan @ February 12 2013, 11:01 PM GMT

I had a bus driver shut the doors on a pushchair as I was disembarking (maybe he just thought I was getting off the bus backwards for the fun of it?) and then he got out and shouted at me in front of a busy highstreet for my carelessness and shit parenting skills and for potentially damaging the bus. Another bus driver decided to take a sharp corner without slowing down at all, with the result that me and the three year old on my lap and the person sitting next to me fell out of our seats and my (safely secured, so I thought) pushchair containing a toddler toppled over.

Maybe he had to maintain a certain speed so the bomb didn't go off?

Does everyone on this site travel on the same bus, by the way?

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