I've just been sat in the pub, trying to explain a black hole to someone who didn't even know what a spiral galaxy was. I'm not complaining, for once I felt smart about the subject. 
And then I put my bible away.
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Odd, I don't remember any mentions of spiral galaxies in the Bible.
That is odd! It's as if they didn't know about them when it was written.
Inordinately happy right now. 
*skips off to work*
Just cheered up after reading elance's job of the day!
Quote: Lee @ February 12 2013, 6:34 PM GMTThat is odd! It's as if they didn't know about them when it was written.
But G*d is all knowing and S/He is supposed to have inspired the book?
Walking through the Wulfrun Shopping Centre today and suddenly went a*se over t*t after slipping on some spilled orange juice !
15st coming down from 6' up makes a thump I can tell you.
Elbow and ribcage now hurt so I am administering beer internally.
Now where's that number for Injurylawyers4U gone? . .
sue the f**kers
Quote: Oldrocker @ February 13 2013, 8:09 PM GMTWalking through the Wulfrun Shopping Centre today and suddenly went a*se over t*t after slipping on some spilled orange juice !
15st coming down from 6' up makes a thump I can tell you.
Elbow and ribcage now hurt so I am administering beer internally.
Now where's that number for Injurylawyers4U gone? . .
9 stone coming down from 5' makes quite a thump too. I don't like beer so am administering chocolate.
what is this I fell over and this is how much I weigh thread?
Put it this way I fell over and Prez Obama went
"shit those crazy north koreans are testing nukes again!"
Quote: sootyj @ February 13 2013, 8:41 PM GMTwhat is this I fell over and this is how much I weigh thread?
Put it this way I fell over and Prez Obama went
"shit those crazy north koreans are testing nukes again!"
Would you rather have me or Loopey land on you?
On second thoughts, don't answer that . .
Quote: sootyj @ February 13 2013, 8:41 PM GMTwhat is this I fell over and this is how much I weigh thread?
Maybe I'll start a new one. It's a long time since we had anything as interesting as the 'how old are you?' thread
Quote: Oldrocker @ February 13 2013, 8:56 PM GMTWould you rather have me or Loopey land on you?
On second thoughts, don't answer that . .
I'm really not in the mood to go to bed but I know in a few hours I won't want to leave it.
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I'm in the process of planning an essay about a subject that no one seems to be able to properly explain (especially me). Fortunately my brain is most creative when sleep-deprived so I'm hoping it figures out a plausible definition while I'm not paying attention...
Nighttime Me is so cool.
Sounds fun.