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The pope resigns. Either a cowardly or a sensible move. I'd hope berlusconi would know when it's time to take your hat.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ February 11 2013, 10:03 AM GMT

How could these people let him go on stage?

They're the same people who kept handing him a drink.
Poor bugger.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ February 11 2013, 12:35 PM GMT

The pope resigns. Either a cowardly or a sensible move. I'd hope berlusconi would know when it's time to take your hat.

He's set to go by 28th February.
Which means God must only need 14 days notice.

Not only all powerful, but reasonable with it.

There you go, lofthouse, you were looking for a new job!

Quote: Lazzard @ February 11 2013, 12:42 PM GMT

He's set to go by 28th February.
Which means God must only need 14 days notice.

Not only all powerful, but reasonable with it.

:D :D

Quote: zooo @ February 11 2013, 12:48 PM GMT

There you go, lofthouse, you were looking for a new job!

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Quote: zooo @ February 11 2013, 12:48 PM GMT

There you go, lofthouse, you were looking for a new job!

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ February 11 2013, 12:35 PM GMT

The pope resigns. Either a cowardly or a sensible move. I'd hope berlusconi would know when it's time to take your hat.

Charles is probably hoping that Her Majesty will take the hint.

Rolling eyes England Scotland Wales

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ February 11 2013, 12:48 PM GMT

There you go, lofthouse, you were looking for a new job!

Pope Lofty the first began his reign by first waving to the crowd outside his palace, then vomiting over them, before entreating them to
"f**k off out of my garden before I get the bizzies on you c**ts!"

Papal advisers took this as an auspicious sign

Penguin Cam.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21393173

Quote: sootyj @ February 11 2013, 3:37 PM GMT

Pope Lofty the first began his reign by first waving to the crowd outside his palace, then vomiting over them, before entreating them to
"f**k off out of my garden before I get the bizzies on you c**ts!"

Papal advisers took this as an auspicious sign

Laughing out loud

I'm C of E ya cheeky buggers!

Quote: lofthouse @ February 11 2013, 6:22 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

I'm C of E ya cheeky buggers!

Try telling Henry V111 that . . .

Actually I'm a Christian

All that catholic , Protestant stuff is ridiculous shite

Makes me sick

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I don't understand religion.

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I think it's something to do with believing in a guy with a beard in the sky.

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