Quote: Rob H @ January 2 2013, 9:31 PM GMTA few nights ago I dreamt that I was driving round with Sean Bean in an old Ford Cortina solving mysteries.
New BBC drama please.
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It was brilliant. I may have to recast myself though. Sean didn't seem to mind, but I'm sure the Great British Public are more discerning.
Last night I had a dream where I met the guitarist from 'Ash' in some underground bar, and he was pissed-off because he was skint (no doubt the record labels had been a bunch of greedy knobheads back during their glory days).
Anyway, I tried to cheer him up by saying that '1977' was a really edgy debut album, even though the band subsequently went in a rather commercial direction "when that girl joined the group" (I vaguely remember saying that they were less shit than the Stereophonics at that time). However, he was still depressed, and then the drummer from Ash (that guy with the mohawk and glasses) came into the bar, and he was also depressed about having no money to buy a drink.
The lead singer, Tim Wheeler, had already killed himself apparently.
If Freud analysed the dream, he would probably conclude that I'm a "bit of a twat".
Charlie Higson took his top off on Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, he was all unexpectedly toned and muscular, and suddenly everyone on Twitter fancied him. The End.
Quote: zooo @ February 9 2013, 11:33 AM GMTCharlie Higson took his top off on Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, he was all unexpectedly toned and muscular, and suddenly everyone on Twitter fancied him. The End.
I think you have captured the spirit of the age, there. Seriously, that is the modern world in a nutshell. Your subconscious in a genius.
Quote: zooo @ February 9 2013, 11:33 AM GMTCharlie Higson took his top off on Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, he was all unexpectedly toned and muscular, and suddenly everyone on Twitter fancied him. The End.
Quote: Harridan @ February 9 2013, 11:44 AM GMTI think you have captured the spirit of the age, there. Seriously, that is the modern world in a nutshell. Your subconscious in a genius.
Thing is, now I slightly fancy him in real life.
He's loverley.
The other night I dreamt my and a couple of mates were eating in this posh restaurant
We became really ill and started puking everywhere
So we demanded to see the manager in his office
And it was Peter Griffin off TV's Family Guy
He just sat there in his office chair laughing at us
Fat, animated c*nt
Quote: lofthouse @ February 9 2013, 12:22 PM GMTThe other night I dreamt my and a couple of mates were eating in this posh restaurant
I didn't know you were Australian.
No worries sport
Ya great gallah!
Quote: zooo @ February 9 2013, 11:33 AM GMTCharlie Higson took his top off on Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, he was all unexpectedly toned and muscular, and suddenly everyone on Twitter fancied him. The End.
Had you just previously watched and episode of The Simpsons ( one where Ned Flanders takes off his top and ' was all unexpectedly toned and muscular ) by any chance?
Quote: Sinon @ February 9 2013, 1:05 PM GMTHad you just previously watched and episode of The Simpsons ( one where Ned Flanders takes off his top and ' was all unexpectedly toned and muscular ) by any chance?
That and the resurrected Swiss Toni thread made her dream that creepy dream.
Quote: Sinon @ February 9 2013, 1:05 PM GMTHad you just previously watched and episode of The Simpsons ( one where Ned Flanders takes off his top and ' was all unexpectedly toned and muscular ) by any chance?
Ha, nope!
Swiss Toni thread could be a culprit though.