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Quote: zooo @ February 6 2013, 8:38 PM GMT

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I have a weird thing for nuclear power stations.

Quote: zooo @ February 6 2013, 8:40 PM GMT

I have a weird thing for nuclear power stations.

After Chernobyl lot's of people had weird 'things' and several other body parts.

Quote: roscoff @ February 6 2013, 8:43 PM GMT

After Chernobyl lot's of people had weird 'things' and several other body parts.

:D

Quick, someone do the 'Chernobyl fall off' joke!

*laughs* *feels guilty for laughing*

You monsters.

Have been suffering from a haemmorhoid for the last week, but it's starting to retreat back from whence it came.

I bet that somewhere there's a man called Ben Piles with Ricketts

Booyah

Quote: billwill @ February 6 2013, 1:43 PM GMT

Oh dear.. It's your change-of-life time.

Do what I did; produce a report that shows that your firm needs an independent Quality Assurance group, because the individual (production/sales) groups are allowing other considerations to overcome considerations of quality, so your customers/clients are getting restless.

Then get yourself assigned to head an independent Quality Assurance investigation. with rights to peek into (and interfere) in all the other groups. Then prove that it is too much for one person and you need a small team ....

Laughing out loud That sounds like a damn good idea Bill

Quote: zooo @ February 6 2013, 8:44 PM GMT

Quick, someone do the 'Chernobyl fall off' joke!

Yes.. that would be 'Chernobyl fall out!' as in why not to wear Russian underpants... not off ! )

Quote: keewik @ February 6 2013, 2:06 PM GMT

Do you suffer from B.O.? :D

:D No, apparently my old staff called all the managers they really admired stinky-smelly- shit-wafter

Quote: Marc P @ February 6 2013, 10:40 PM GMT

Yes.. that would be 'Chernobyl fall out!' as in why not to wear Russian underpants... not off ! )

Oops. :$

Quote: Ben @ February 6 2013, 10:07 PM GMT

Have been suffering from a haemmorhoid for the last week, but it's starting to retreat back from whence it came.

We really, really need to know that.

Went to theatre to pretend to be alll cultured and stuff. Come back to find my apartment was serviced. Very embrassed as didn't realise it was today and had all sorts of clothing strewn over the bathroom and in a trail to my case. And had left coffee cups around. Poor cleaner

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