British Comedy Guide

Sketch

INT.BILL’S FISHMONGERS. DAY

WOMAN WALKS INTO SHOP

WOMAN:
Morning Bill. Y’know something? Whenever I walk in here I have to resist the urge to jump right up on that counter of yours and just spread my legs.

BILL SQUARES HIS SHOULDERS AND PULLS IN HIS PAUNCH

BILL:
Is it my athletic build, coupled with a charismatic personality, not to mention a fine line in kippers?

WOMAN:
No, it’s the white coat, the hairnet and the little plastic gloves – you were right about the kippers, though.

I think that you could have related the opening of her legs to the smell of a fishmongers Fran. Perhaps you did, I just didnt see it.

That was the intention, obviously didn't get there! :D

Fran. I actually like this. Very good!

Yeah good sketch Fran. Nice idea.

Personally I would add something to make it more surreal like (where shes listing stuff)... and those stirrups (the things used to hold the legs during delivery). Then cut to the stirrups which are being used to display fish.

Sorry, didn't notice this had been commented on again. Thanks muchly. :)

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