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What Monty Python does not want you to see

Most drolly, & illy, surprising...recently I went to the
official Monty Python site & discovered that I am
"Blacklisted" there.

I must admit, I do admire Python Online's honesty in admitting
that blacklists STILL DO exist and tellin' moi about it.

Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor

Let us all sing.....
Always look on the bright side of Censors disguised as
British UpperPirateClass Comics *ta da te da*

What? Huh?

Quote: Lee @ February 2 2013, 3:58 PM GMT

What? Huh?

"Blacklisted," Python Online's term, not mine.

Okay :S

Better than "blackballed".

What does one have to do to get blacklisted?

Better than 'the comfy chair'
:O

Quote: zooo @ February 2 2013, 4:26 PM GMT

What does one have to do to get blacklisted?

I must assume works that are far more truthfully
iconoclastic than anything Python has
done did-ed, e.g., [perhaps this] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLGJXo8gshg
but, Zooo, you'll have to ask Python Online, it is their "Blacklist"
creation ORRRRRR enabling/compliance-with thereof.

What it may boil-down to is,
I'm beyond Python's, most hilariously hip, works and
Python Online is, or hires, religious fanatic thugs to run their
website.
The Religious Authority ALWAYS has plenty of "Help-fuel" folk that love to
"Volunteer" [a.k.a. Control the drawbridge] and that's why the human race is
hundreds of years (as Carl Sagan pointed-out) retarded:S.

Of course, it may just boil down to the UpperPirateClass' cast system.
You know all about Knowing your station in blessed old England,
don't you?

Well, DON'T YOU?
Thank you, Mr. Buster Blood-Vessel.

When Eric Idle has sold all the popcorn, @ the films end, he sang,
"Life's a piece of $hit," HOWEVER,
B E F O R E all the tickets have been sold, as on "The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson," Mr. Idle THEN sung
"Life's a blessing not a curse."

Are me 'sungs' & 'sangs' properly ordered???

So, as with most dealings with our betters it is simply $$$
HOWEVER I have got "Special" treatment oft times & that mostly wreaks.
Fuuuuur sure I got it covered with this..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LubuSAgB5s

Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor

I'm not even sure where M.P's website is, do they have an official one? Do they need one? Is it an achievement to be blacklisted? Do you know catskillz? What time is it? Where is my sandwich? And who shot J.R?

I think they may have banned you simply because you appear to be deranged.

I won't make a comment on the lyrical content but from a musical standpoint I'd say early Zappa/Mothers and Bonzo Dog Band are some of your inspirations.

Didn't Python die the same time Graham did? So who cares.

Blacklist him Aaron!

Answers to Lee's first questions.....

#1. Here it is http://pythonline.com/
#2. "Need" would imply that it is a necessity and that would be a great negative.
#3. Yes! I've been banned by the Reagan site, many Christian sites, the satanic 666 club, and a plethora of others BUT to be banned by the Second (or Third) Most Iconoclastic site is quite an achievement.
#4. No, I am not Jewish.
#5. That depends on your geographic locale
#6. Coordinates: 54.2833° S, 36.5000° W
#7. His sister-in-law, Kristin Shepard Kristin Shephard (according to me googling)
_________
Reply to Arron's comment:
That's the kind of attitude that'll get your Brit arses kicked @ Yorktown...well.....that attitude and the French Navy & Army.
_________
Well, Gordon, my biggest inspiration came from, @ age five, my father's death and the (I knew they were full of crap) adults' answers to the question of death, which 'twere, "God needed you father in heaven."
However, I still remember me first listening to the Mothers, it 'twere compelling and shocking.
I also enjoyed Allen Sherman, Lenny Bruce, Mort Saul (A lot of Jews, ain't it) and what ever else one could pick-up in Bobtown, PA. in days long before the internet.
I don't think I heard of The Bonzos till late '70s

BTW: Me wee feces is 99.99% about the lyrics soooooo not commenting on
those is pretty much...not commenting at t-all.
_________
Answer to Lee's last question which is sans "?":
Everyone who IS Blacklisted, Lee. That's who.

I like your moustache. Have you met Freve? :)

Quote: Tor Hershman @ February 3 2013, 5:44 PM GMT

That's the kind of attitude that'll get your Brit arses kicked @ Yorktown.

Where?

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