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Quote: zooo @ February 1 2013, 2:43 PM GMT

No go from him you mean?

Is he secretly scared of them or something? If not he needs to learn the word COMPROMISE.

I tut at him. Quite sternly.

That's good tutting there Zoooo

I thought so!

Quote: L.E. @ February 1 2013, 1:22 PM GMT

I am looking at fostering cats short term.

My fiancé won't let us have a cat long term

That sounds wrong in the head.

I think this is the scheme you may have been thinking of.

Lucky f**ker gets a chalet, I don't get a chalet. No one cares about me wish I was fostered. http://www.bluecross.org.uk/95741-97818/pet-fostering-scheme-volunteers---london-and-south-east-england.html

Quote: zooo @ February 1 2013, 2:48 PM GMT

Just start feeding a local tramp. You shall have a new best friend. ;)

Is that why you have all those hobos following you around?

I'm not a hobo...just a stalker.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ February 1 2013, 2:57 PM GMT

I'm not a hobo...just a stalker.

So you're a hobosexual?

Quote: Nogget @ February 1 2013, 3:14 PM GMT

So you're a hobosexual?

Do you have no shame man?

We're soiling this fluffy kitty katty thread with our hobo bum sex talk...

I Googled "hobo cat" to rescue us from going too far off topic:

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Quote: roscoff @ February 1 2013, 3:26 PM GMT

Do you have no shame man?

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Quote: L.E. @ February 1 2013, 1:22 PM GMT

I am looking at fostering cats short term.

My fiancé won't let us have a cat long term, so I'm wondering if this is an option.

Steal a neighborhood cat

Then, when you've got bored of stuffing it's face with Whiskas and tickling it's belly - you can give it it's freedom

It gets a weeks holiday in a strangers house

You get your feline fix

It's a win win situation

Quote: lofthouse @ February 1 2013, 10:50 PM GMT

Steal a neighborhood cat

Then, when you've got bored of stuffing it's face with Whiskas and tickling it's belly - you can give it it's freedom

It gets a weeks holiday in a strangers house

You get your feline fix

It's a win win situation

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

The cat I 'borrow' from next door jumped up on to the bread board today, while I was making a sandwich. :(

Why the sad face...did you cut it with the bread knife?

I ate the sandwich anyway. Who cares about a bit of cat fur.

I bet cats don't like it when we touch their food. Didn't they say in an QI episode that cockroaches are more disgusted by humans than the other way round.

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