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Not sure what the big deal in buying those chapstick things personally. I've bought 'lady products' for the wife many times and while studying the shelves for the right box feels a bit weird, no-one bats an eyelid at the till.

After our eldest was born I was asked to go to Boots to get some Kamillosan (nipple cream). In writing it down I spelt it the HRH Camilla way which made the assistant laugh heartily.

Another time I was asked to get some perfume called Ysatis. When I got to the shop I couldn't remember the name so I said, "It sounds a bit like Anaesthetist"... which made the assistant laugh heartily.

Quote: David Bussell @ February 1 2013, 10:58 AM GMT

Little hint for guys worried about using lip balm in public - just spread it on your knuckles and punch it onto your face.

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Posted by a real man...except for that 'lovely hair' thing he's got going on.

Plus, look at all the lips he has to chap.

Quote: David Bussell @ February 1 2013, 10:58 AM GMT

Little hint for guys worried about using lip balm in public - just spread it on your knuckles and punch it onto your face.

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Quote: Tuumble @ February 1 2013, 11:09 AM GMT

Not sure what the big deal in buying those chapstick things personally. I've bought 'lady products' for the wife many times and while studying the escort agencies for the right box feels a bit weird, no-one bats an eyelid at the till.

After our eldest was born I was asked to go to Boots to get some Kamillosan (nipple cream). In writing it down I spelt it the HRH Camilla way which made the assistant laugh heartily.

Another time I was asked to get some perfume called Rohypnol. When I got to the shop I couldn't remember the name so I said, "I'm a bit of Anaesthetist"... which made the assistant laugh heartily she said with a face like mine she wasn't surprised.

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Such a happy marriage.

Quote: David Bussell @ February 1 2013, 10:58 AM GMT

Little hint for guys worried about using lip balm in public - just spread it on your knuckles and punch it onto your face.

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Booyah!

But I dread to hear your tips for pile cream.

In other news . . . I have a spray in antibiotic for my ear infection which appears to be doing the trick.

Hooray and how are you doing other wise Rocker old chap?

Quote: Lee @ February 1 2013, 11:17 AM GMT

Plus, look at all the lips he has to chap.

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Tis true, Bussell does have plentiful lips

Quote: roscoff @ February 1 2013, 11:25 AM GMT

Tis true, Bussell does have plentiful lips
As we say in Wales;
"he could suck the wool off a sheep with one kiss"
and I should know its how I ended up bald

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It's all go in the valleys boyo

Quote: sootyj @ February 1 2013, 11:22 AM GMT

Hooray and how are you doing other wise Rocker old chap?

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Here and there, this and that, rubbing and wearing . . lacking motivation particularly to get out of bed atm !

I'm still in bed too, stop hogging the duvet.

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 1 2013, 11:28 AM GMT

Here and there, this and that, rubbing and wearing . . lacking motivation particularly to get out of bed atm !

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Yeh beds are demotivating things

Going to watch Django Unchained today.

According to my phone it's currently foggy in Delhi . . .

Quote: Lee @ February 1 2013, 11:31 AM GMT

I'm still in bed too, still humping the duvet.

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