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DS and DD apparently mean Darling Son and Darling Daughter.

Daft sucker and dippy dickhead, more like it.

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2013, 2:40 PM GMT

DS and DD apparently mean Darling Son and Darling Daughter.

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And the rest?

OH...oriental husband?

OH is other half. And after aaaages of looking I finally found out HM is homemade.

The lazy smug bastards.

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2013, 2:56 PM GMT

The lazy smug bastards.

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I sense aggression. Excellent

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2013, 2:56 PM GMT

The lazy smug bastards.

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The what...? Ah, you mean LSB's...I don't understand your slang sometimes.

Quote: zooo @ January 31 2013, 12:40 AM GMT

People who just casually throw acronyms into their posts on forums (or emails, or wherever). Most of the time not even bothering to put them in f**king capitals so that people will at least know they're supposed to be an acronym, not some odd word.
They're so self absorbed they obviously just think 'oh everyone must know what this means, since it concerns me, and I am all important'.
Meaning you have to go off and Google for ten minutes to understand any of what they've said, and it always ends up being totally f**king irrelevant and boring anyway.
ARGH.

"My OH, my DS, my DD and I had HM bread today."

DID YOU? DID FUCKING YOU?

I shall now go and calm down.

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PMT

WWJD?

Hehe.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ January 31 2013, 2:21 PM GMT

Sounds like the sort of twatspeak they use on Mumsnet, a place I've been directed to when googling occasionally, annoying in the extreme.

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Were you Googling for MILF porn with Safesearch switched-on?

Quote: SimonWing @ January 31 2013, 7:12 PM GMT

Were you Googling for MILF porn with Safesearch switched-on?

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When you try to buy tickets to see The Who at the (rather large) 02; you're there waiting before they even go on sale. The moment they do, you try to get two tickets. Can't get two tickets. Try the second day they'e playing the 02. Can't get two tickets. So they all went in about sixty seconds apparently. Nothing dodgy or unfair there, I'm sure.

Didn't even know they're touring.