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I bet that smells fishy!

Anyone in London got a kitten I can shoot a bit of footage of? Will come to your house with a bottle of wine.

Quote: David Bussell @ January 31 2013, 11:24 AM GMT

Anyone in London got a pussy I can shoot a bit of footage of? Will come to your house with a bottle of wine, we could play some soft music and then get right on down to it.

:O

We've got two
But they are a year & a half old so not so small & not as cute as they used to be.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 31 2013, 11:29 AM GMT

We've got two
But they are a year & a half old so not so small & not as cute as they used to be.

Got any recent photos?

Quote: David Bussell @ January 31 2013, 11:49 AM GMT

Got any recent photos?

said the 60 year old pervert to his 13 year old chat partner...

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ January 31 2013, 11:55 AM GMT

said the 60 year old pervert to his 13 year old chat partner...

Hush your mouth, I will not have this pussy hunt turned into something sordid!

Quote: David Bussell @ January 31 2013, 11:57 AM GMT

pussy hunt

one of the rare cases where both interpretations of a double entendre sound perverted. :D

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ January 31 2013, 12:01 PM GMT

one of the rare cases where both interpretations of a double entendre sound perverted. :D

A double-header if you will.

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Oi Sunshine you've nicked my avatar you 'bastardo' you. And don't try and disguise Fozzie in that suit and moustache. I'm far too clever to be fooled like that ya thief!

You were away too long

You Snooze you lose Roscoff
Waka Waka Waka
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I've sent a telegram of protest to Aaron. See how you like them apples Angry

Quote: roscoff @ January 31 2013, 1:38 PM GMT

I've sent a telegram of protest to Aaron. See how you like them apples Angry

See how Aaron likes them.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 31 2013, 1:17 PM GMT
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Sorry, too old, no use for CILFs.

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