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'You can molest 14 year old girls without having to marry them?'

"I done wrote you a song Sir Jimmy, it's called Jailbait Rock."

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 10 2012, 9:04 PM BST
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Hey Limey, I just can't help believing that some people have suspicious minds you know. They're telling me you're the devil in disguise - that they saw you with the little girl of my best friend - offering her a teddy bear. Im guessing therefore that you won't be lonesome tonight? Sometimes I wonder of you, you know.

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Earlier when I asked if you wanted a number two....

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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 24 2013, 10:29 PM GMT
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Barber: Doing anything this weekend?

Customer: I'm planning to have a shit in the park.

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The old cures for rabies never really caught on.

Dan

Quote: swerytd @ January 25 2013, 11:46 AM GMT
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Phew, that was a close shave, I thought he was heading for me nads.

"I wanna show people I'm just as sexy without the hair and beard." says Russell Brand.

Barber: "So I was singing the stray cat strut on the karaoke last night..."

Customer: "Just cut my hair you knob"

Just a short bark & sides please

The barber regretted asking him if he wanted a number two.

"Just a dachshund of aftershave and you'll be all setter"

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