Quote: Lee @ January 22 2013, 12:40 PM GMTWhat you on about granddad?! What does that say on your t-shirt? You want me to what?
Relax sonny, Relax! You're...
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Chip awokened this morning to find an extra layer of snow cake outside. He wasn't expecting it.
Tuumble is very sad. He has to shun the axe and take action.
I had a rectal examination today, because I've had a lot of upper-abdominal issues, and they wanted to check the lower-abdominal stuff was hunky-dory.
F**king hell; I'm glad I'm straight...
TMI!!!!!!!!
I went in a boy, and came out a boy with a sore arse...
I hope he didnt leave his watch up there
Quote: lofthouse @ January 23 2013, 8:43 PM GMTI hope he didnt leave his watch up there
It was a digital examination. (Google it)
Quote: SimonWing @ January 23 2013, 8:07 PM GMTI had a rectal examination today
"they don't like it up em"
Leaving that behind....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-21144827
Well I never! though I would consider something like 'of course he's your father' taking things a bit too far.
"false promise to buy a requested toy at some indefinite time in the future"
That's a bit bloody out of order isn't it?
The worse one was someone I knew used to tell her child that when Mr Whippy was chiming it meant he had run out of icecream...now that's out of order!
Leaves for a holiday in 24 hours!