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Burn him. It's the only option.

:D Which one? Looked like a dive to me.

Quote: bigfella @ January 23 2013, 11:17 PM GMT

Bum him. It's the only option.

In my defence an r followed by an n looks exactly like an m if you need an eye test like a friend of mine probably does.

He now has over 60K followers on Twitter. Idiots.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ January 23 2013, 10:24 PM GMT

For anyone who didn't watch the game, here's the incident:

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What's all the fuss, that wouldn't have even been a yellow card in the 70s. And he got the ball!

Should have sent the ball boy off for time-wasting, diving and mugging to the camera.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ January 24 2013, 9:54 AM GMT

What's all the fuss, that wouldn't have even been a yellow card in the 70s. And he got the ball!

There weren't 45353637 cameras installed in the 70s. I can't believe sometimes how stupid the players are today. Either they need an extra course in "media education" or they're having a serious anger problem. You can't beat the shit out of an adversary or a ball boy (no matter how understandable it is sometimes) and expect to get away scot free (Mind you, Zidane didn't protest a second). If you can't do the time don't do the crime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hp635aaMSX4#! :D

Happy birthday to Luis Suarez, 26 today. He may look like a cross between Christopher Reeve and Mick Bustin, but he's the most creative and hard-working player in the Premier League. If you don't like watching him you don't like football.

Terrific player.
But I am biased as a Liverpool fan

Looks like Man Utd are going to get Zaha for about 15 million. Sounds a lot for a Championship player. He might be great though. Difficult to tell from YouTube clips of him scoring against Championship sides.

Ah, Oui les gars.

As a Chelsea follower I initially thought Hazard should get about a 5 match ban. Then I read that twat of a ball-boy's tweet before the game calling himself king of the ballboys and he was going to waste time. And he's the son of a Swansea Director. I think he should be banned from being a ball boy now although I bet he loves the notoriety.

Quote: Ben @ January 24 2013, 8:22 PM GMT

Looks like Man Utd are going to get Zaha for about 15 million. Sounds a lot for a Championship player. He might be great though. Difficult to tell from YouTube clips of him scoring against Championship sides.

That makes a change Manchester United plundering smaller clubs for their best talent!

Quatrième signature de France vers Newcastle. Très bien.

May not be correct.

I'm a bit of a Swansea supporter (armchair version really) and I would have kicked the shit out of the ballboy if he'd done that. He's a spoilt brat for all I can see and deserved what he got. If your job is to get the ball back in play do it not be a twat about it.

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