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Singers Who Can't Sing Page 4

Quote: Gavin @ February 5, 2008, 8:24 PM

can we get web cam footage of the wedding night??

Only web cam? Not HD?

Well I don't expect Lilly Allen to broadcast on HD, but I will certainly offer my services.

Quote: zooo @ February 5, 2008, 8:35 PM

What if it remains unconsumated, and we just play chess?

Ooh! Chess (I'm called Jacparov for a reason you know*) What opening would you play? If white may I be so bold to suggest the Evans gambit? Ta.

* After the 13th world chess champion Garry KasPAROV.

I really am very sorry. If it helps I like lily too, she wears lovely dresses.

With an arsehole like Keith Allen for a dad Lilly didn't really have much hope.

Now if you want to hear some really good bad singers listen to William Shatner or Nico who sang with the Velvet Underground.

Quote: David Chapman @ February 5, 2008, 11:59 PM

With an arsehole like Keith Allen for a dad Lilly didn't really have much hope.

Now if you want to hear some really good bad singers listen to William Shatner or Nico who sang with the Velvet Underground.

Or Bilbo Baggins by Dr. Spock

William Shatner did an AMAZING album with Ben Folds. Just brilliant. (And not in an 'ironic' way, just genuinely fantastic songs.)

Quote: zooo @ February 6, 2008, 12:12 AM

William Shatner did an AMAZING album with Ben Folds. Just brilliant. (And not in an 'ironic' way, just genuinely fantastic songs.)

Have you heard his version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?

Oh and that Charley thinks she can sing.

She also thinks she's wonderful.

Quote: ian_w @ February 6, 2008, 12:01 AM

Or Bilbo Baggins by Dr. Spock

Now that is a work of genius.

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