British Comedy Guide

Tesco one liners

1) Horse burgers at Tesco Whatever next? My Lidl Pony?

2) I was in tescos cafe ordering my food and the waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burger,, so I had a fiver each way

3) Someone was taken to hospital after eating one of the burgers - they are in a stable condition

4) I had a Tesco burger about two hours ago and I think I've still got a bit between my teeth....

5) Have you heard all of the one liners about the tesco burger scandal? They're all a bit pony

Mostly variations on jokes that have been posted all over the internet all day.

Tony Cowards was mentioned in the radio times

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2013-01-16/the-best-twitter-tesco-horse-burger-jokes

@TonyCowards I've tried Sainsbury's and Tesco burgers and I have to say Tesco wins by a nose. #Horse #Tescos

:D

Pfft, they know nothing. :P

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ January 17 2013, 4:27 PM GMT

Tony Cowards was mentioned in the radio times

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2013-01-16/the-best-twitter-tesco-horse-burger-jokes

Congrats Tony!

I bought a couple of Rustler burgers today. I asked the shop assistant if they contained horse meat. She said, "as far as I know there's nay horse meat in those burgers".

Oh well!

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