1) Horse burgers at Tesco Whatever next? My Lidl Pony?
2) I was in tescos cafe ordering my food and the waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burger,, so I had a fiver each way
3) Someone was taken to hospital after eating one of the burgers - they are in a stable condition
4) I had a Tesco burger about two hours ago and I think I've still got a bit between my teeth....
5) Have you heard all of the one liners about the tesco burger scandal? They're all a bit pony