It was mostly just dodging tests and not answering the doors.
No magic science
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,146
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ January 20 2013, 7:49 PM GMTThe grossest method I heard about to get a negative test is to empty your bladder and fill it up with the urine of a different person (who didn't take drugs, obviously) before getting tested.
Oh that's just taking the piss
urine good form tonight Lofty.
You've written bladder
Michael Winner has passed away. Here's his finest moment telling Richard Littlejohn what a complete c**t he is-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS5S2Dio2_Y&feature=player_embedded
Oh dear that is sad.
Calm down, dear.
Quote: sootyj @ January 20 2013, 10:55 PM GMTYou've written bladder
Wee tried our best
I am prostate with laughter
http://theweek.com/article/index/239023/gun-appreciation-day-marred-by-accidental-shootings
hooray for irny!
Quote: lofthouse @ January 21 2013, 6:17 PM GMTWee tried our best
What a peety it turned out that wee..er...way.
I wouldn't give a tenna for any of these piss weak jokes
Quote: sootyj @ January 21 2013, 6:45 PM GMTI am prostate with laughter
http://theweek.com/article/index/239023/gun-appreciation-day-marred-by-accidental-shootings
hooray for irny!
I take it Piers Morgan wasn't invited as the guest celebrity to open the Dixie Gun and Knife Show in North Carolina
Dixie dicks do
Quote: sootyj @ November 13 2008, 3:42 AM GMThttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7725796.stm
Gem of a story nu?
Isn't he a porn star?