What are you eating? Page 596

Quote: sootyj @ January 19 2013, 9:25 PM GMT

I have an enormous mug of tea, fruit salad and hula hoops.

I think it defines the essential dichotomy of my soul

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No it just means your a big crazy weirdo

A big crazy weirdo with a huge mug of tea.

I win.

Mr Tesco ready meal.

I see your big mug of tea

And....

I raise you... Hang on..

There's one here some where....

Ahh! Here we go

I raise you a 1 pint can of Carlsberg

That's lager

Game set and match to me m'laddo

Carlsberg.

I once pissed in a can of carlsberg and drank it, it tasted better.

Either I had discovered a magic can, or Carlsberg tastes like weak fizzy piss.

Yeah??

Yeah???

Well

I once pissed in a tea cup

And it tasted great

So there

Well... It was okay

Needed a little sugar..

But that's not the f**king point

If it didnt need sugar you may have been diabetic.

I avoided that for practically my whole life, assuming it would taste of nuts. They really do themselves a disservice with that stupid name.

Weirdo.

Yeah, why would I think Nutella had nuts in. Crazy...!

Straight up chocolate spread in generally horrible

Yeah, well it's nice, but I've bought it twice and only used it once both times. Then it just sits in the cupboard.

Quote: zooo @ January 20 2013, 11:06 AM GMT

Yeah, why would I think Nutella had nuts in. Crazy...!

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It's hazelnut!

There more nuts in an anorexic squirrel

Stopping f**king squirrels then.