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The BCG bar. Page 31

Cider please.
Don't spare the Ice.

Who's in tonight?

I've been in here on my own since May !

:|

Barkeep.
Get this man a large one
& a drink of his choosing.

Just got another whisky and soda. I think it may well be my new favourite drink. Until next week.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 27 2012, 9:00 PM BST

Barkeep.
Get this man a large one
& a drink of his choosing.

Thank you.

Do you live local? I mean, is it walking distance?

Cider please barkeep
& don't scrimp on the Ice

Evenin all. Large red wine, ta

Ajgo!

How zit hanging gurrl?

Bag o smokey bacon to go with that?

Quote: lofthouse @ January 18 2013, 8:53 PM GMT

Ajgo!

How zit hanging gurrl?

Bag o smokey bacon to go with that?

Word Lofto!

Tiz hangingz good, but currently massively procrastinating on a commissioned bit of writing I need to do, hence me hangingz aroundz in this fine drinking establishment.

Still veggie so no ta, but the offer's appreciated.

How you doing?

You don't live in the ghetto you live in the gateaux!

Quote: AJGO @ January 18 2013, 9:00 PM GMT

Word Lofto!

Tiz hangingz good, but currently massively procrastinating on a commissioned bit of writing I need to do, hence me hangingz aroundz in this fine drinking establishment.

Still veggie so no ta, but the offer's appreciated.

How you doing?

Woops

Sorry about the pig flesh flavoured crisps

My bad

I'm ok dokay

Listening to The Damned

Had a bit to drink so nicely buzzin

Gonna watch me a little south park in a min

So all in all - mushhnt gruuuuUumble

Quote: AJGO @ January 18 2013, 9:00 PM GMT

Word

AyyyJayyyGOOOO! :D

I'll have a large one, of anything but no snowballs.

Quote: AngieBaby @ January 18 2013, 9:46 PM GMT

I'll have a large one, of anything but no snowballs.

Me also but not beer- am alergic

What do you mean you're not open? I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!

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