1) Horse burgers at Tesco Whatever next? My Lidl Pony?
2) I was in tescos cafe ordering my food and the waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burger,, so I had a fiver each way
3) Someone was taken to hospital after eating one of the burgers - they are in a stable condition
4) I had a Tesco burger about two hours ago and I think I've still got a bit between my teeth....
5) Have you heard all of the one liners about the tesco burger scandal? They're all a bit pony
Mostly variations on jokes that have been posted all over the internet all day.
Tony Cowards was mentioned in the radio times
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2013-01-16/the-best-twitter-tesco-horse-burger-jokes
@TonyCowards I've tried Sainsbury's and Tesco burgers and I have to say Tesco wins by a nose. #Horse #Tescos
Pfft, they know nothing. 
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ January 17 2013, 4:27 PM GMTTony Cowards was mentioned in the radio times
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2013-01-16/the-best-twitter-tesco-horse-burger-jokes
Congrats Tony!
I bought a couple of Rustler burgers today. I asked the shop assistant if they contained horse meat. She said, "as far as I know there's nay horse meat in those burgers".
Oh well!