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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,142

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 16 2013, 8:48 PM GMT

Sorry I can't pass up an opportunity to give you good feedback
but the Tweets made me laugh

to the ladies who've been sending me obsene tweets, thank you kindly. But you're wasting your time I've been spayed. :D

Glad it made you laugh. But a fictional secret agent cat in a pickelbauer got approximately 12 offers to do his licking for him!"

Ok
But it's hardly News

Can someone grey SootyJ out please

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 16 2013, 8:38 PM GMT

37

38 via @grumpy_pig

nb this was my favourite catsup posting, his tips to david bowie on his next new song

ash from ashes makes cat food crunchy, that poor ginger toms a chunky if @Davidbowie is looking for anymore new songs.

Quote: sootyj @ January 16 2013, 8:34 PM GMT

@captain_catsup

he's a cat, in a hat and he's f**king hilarious.

https://twitter.com/captain_catsup

40.

Hoody hoo no dry cat food for cats_up tonight!

nb nice photo Shandy

(didn't sound too creepy did it...)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ January 16 2013, 9:14 PM GMT

40.

*follows*

This Twitter thing is catching on.

Quote: sootyj @ January 16 2013, 9:15 PM GMT

nb nice photo Shandy

(didn't sound too creepy did it...)

Not from you darling ;)

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 16 2013, 8:55 PM GMT

Ok
But it's hardly News

Can someone grey SootyJ out please

Eh?

Quote: sootyj @ January 17 2013, 10:59 AM GMT

Eh?

Off topic.

In Germany two catholic hospitals refused to treat (medicate, comfort, preservation of evidence) a raped woman because it's against their catholic ethic to provide someone with emergency contraceptives.
Jesus would turn in his grave...I hope so.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ January 17 2013, 3:20 PM GMT

Jesus would turn in his grave...

Strictly speaking he would have to return there first.

Quote: Tursiops @ January 17 2013, 3:31 PM GMT

Strictly speaking he would have to return there first.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Tursiops @ January 17 2013, 3:31 PM GMT

Strictly speaking he would have to return there first.

I meant Jesus, my mexican pool cleaner who died last year...

I haven't got a pool

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