Forgive me but the following is either a remembered sketch, or I thought it up. I genuinely cannot remember which it is. I ask for critique with the assumption it is the latter:
Scene: Late at night, a remote and frosty country lane lit only by a full moon. Owls hooting, foxes doing that noise off Midsomer Murders etc.
An attractive woman in her 30's is walking along the lane. She looks totally out of place in her office atire and walks awkwardly in her heels.
We assume she has had to abandon her broken down car.
As she nervously walks towards the camera a pair of headlights suddenly come in to view in the distance far behind her.
In the background sinister music strikes up and she quickens her pace, all the time looking back over her shoulder.
As the head lights move nearer she frantically discards her shoes and breaks in to a run, her face now stricken with fear.
The 'psycho' like music becomes increasingly louder and dramatic as the headlights gain on her.
As the headlights reach her the music builds to an intense crescendo.
We then see that the headlights belong to a coach.
And on that coach is an orchestra, playing like the clappers. The coach simply cruises past the terrified woman, and as it does so the music subsides and fades off in to the distance.
Dishevelled with torn blouse and messy hair she just stares at it in disbelief.
Well?
How embarassing; looks like a well worn joke then.
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